{"id":54235,"date":"2017-12-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/54235\/the-100-funniest-lebanese-tweets-of-2017"},"modified":"2017-12-31T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2017-12-31T00:00:00","slug":"the-100-funniest-lebanese-tweets-of-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/54235\/the-100-funniest-lebanese-tweets-of-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"The 100+ Funniest Lebanese Tweets Of 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you know, we release a round-up of funny Lebanese tweets every Monday. To celebrate the end of 2017, we\u2019ve compiled them all into one big list. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>  <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0634\u0648 \u062d\u0644\u0648 \u0643\u064a\u0641 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0648\u0633\u064a\u0642\u0649 \u0628\u062a\u0627\u062e\u062f\u0643 \u0644\u0645\u0637\u0627\u0631\u062d. \u0643\u0646\u062a \u0642\u0627\u0639\u062f \u0628cafe \u0642\u0627\u0645 \u062d\u0637\u0648 \u063a\u0646\u064a\u0629 \u0644\u062c\u0648 \u0631\u0639\u062f\u060c \u0642\u0645\u062a \u0631\u062d\u062a \u0639\u063a\u064a\u0631 cafe.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghiwa (@GhiwaOjaimie25) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GhiwaOjaimie25\/status\/831943312986742786?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">Me as a therapist: <br \/>&#8211; Eh 3ade shu fiya btsir<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rami (@RamiCh4) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RamiCh4\/status\/861631783657492481?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">Ma ba3ref shu ela ta3meh hal official had esmik w ente jartik Somayya li sekneh faw2ik bel telet mesh sem3a fikeh.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Charly (@CharlyTweetin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CharlyTweetin\/status\/830877764706299904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">fi wehde lebse fishnet tights eltela &#8220;awal marra bshouf shabakit sayd la2ta houriye&#8221; and she ignored me im mad<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe. (@JoeKaoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeKaoun\/status\/831798827556409344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; Bonjour doct&#8230;<br \/>&#8211; 80$ please<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/887193446485807104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Americans at 16: Mom I want to move and start living independently.<\/p>\n<p>Lebanese at 22: Mama eltelik badeh sandwich l labneh bala na3na3 walaw?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 G. (@Gkay832) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gkay832\/status\/923056509667414016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0627\u0644\u0627\u062c\u0627\u0646\u0628 \u0628\u0639\u0645\u0651\u0631\u0648\u0627 \u0628\u064a\u062a\u0646 \u0639 \u0634\u0643\u0644 \u0645\u062b\u0644\u062b\u0627\u062a \ud83c\udfe0 \u0639\u0634\u0627\u0646 \u062e\u064a\u0651\u0648 \u0645\u0627 \u064a\u0639\u0645\u0651\u0631 \u0641\u0648\u0642\u0647..<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D9%86%D9%81%D8%B3%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%AA?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#\u0646\u0641\u0633\u064a\u0627\u062a<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0639\u064e (@awxviic1011) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/awxviic1011\/status\/829844632796278784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0627\u0644\u064a\u0648\u0645 \u0641\u062a\u062a \u0639\u0627\u0644\u0641\u0631\u0646 \u0648\u0637\u0644\u0628\u062a \u0645\u0646\u0642\u0648\u0634\u0629 \u0632\u0639\u062a\u0631 \u0648\u0639\u0637\u064a\u062a \u0627\u0644\u0641\u0631\u0627\u0646 \u0623\u0644\u0641\u060c \u0641\u0627\u0628\u062a\u0633\u0645 \u0648\u0639\u0645\u0644\u064a \u0628\u0625\u064a\u062f\u0648 \u270c\ufe0f \u0642\u0645\u062a \u0639\u0645\u0644\u062a\u0644\u0648 \u0646\u0641\u0633 \u0627\u0644\u0634\u064a \u0648\u0642\u0644\u062a\u0644\u0648 \u0645\u0628\u0631\u0648\u0643 \u0627\u0644\u0646\u0635\u0631. \u0637\u0644\u0639 \u0625\u0646\u0648 \u0635\u0627\u0631 \u0633\u0639\u0631\u0647\u0627 \u0623\u0644\u0641\u064a\u0646 <\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rachel R. (@RachelleRashid) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RachelleRashid\/status\/902983187638489088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"et\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; Ana rayha enteher !<br \/>Mum : khede l zbele ma3ik<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 an\u0259 \u2712 (@Anniee_AH) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Anniee_AH\/status\/830149223261859840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">*moms sends vn*<br \/>Me: mama ana bel saf<br \/>*mom sends another vn*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Heisenberg. (@timasr1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timasr1\/status\/915846094264918016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Scale of za3al:<br \/>-ze3len<br \/>-ktir ze3len<br \/>-sheyel sourtak 3an whatsapp<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Georgio A.G. (@georgio_ag) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/georgio_ag\/status\/839490475396583425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Throwback monday <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/53LFps3sCs\">pic.twitter.com\/53LFps3sCs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnisTabet23\/status\/838644162673143808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">guess ma fiye ela to the hot darakiye &#8220;fike twa2fe ktir eshya gher 3alam 3al hawejiz&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe. (@JoeKaoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeKaoun\/status\/839100020716679169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">A lebanese house: on the outside vs. inside <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/CVqKSnYj8x\">pic.twitter.com\/CVqKSnYj8x<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anthony (@nthngh7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nthngh7\/status\/911639498798362624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me around family <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lKkELG3f1Z\">pic.twitter.com\/lKkELG3f1Z<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blu (@maxwont) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/maxwont\/status\/840476516991586304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Fariouz songs themes<br \/>&#8211; spring is coming \ud83d\ude42<br \/>&#8211; my boyfriend lives far away \ud83d\ude41 <br \/>&#8211; CIVIL WAR MURDER<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Notorious G.A.Y (@gayformarx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gayformarx\/status\/842021295181201408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;I want to graduate and leave this country&#8221;<br \/>Graduate : HAHAHA<br \/>Country :HAHAHA<br \/>Passport: HAHAHA<br \/>Visa: HAHAHA<br \/>Embassies: HAHAHA<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u062e\u0631\u0651 \u0628\u0631\u0651 (@hellopeeet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hellopeeet\/status\/843562211964608516?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Dead \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6mcnj4IJns\">pic.twitter.com\/6mcnj4IJns<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dima Salloum (@DimaSalloumm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DimaSalloumm\/status\/842484599985000450?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">[Preparing for Dinner for 1st date]<\/p>\n<p>Me: Maz3ouj\u00e9 mn chi?<\/p>\n<p>Leb Date: cava 3ad\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Spinneys Cashier: Estez badkon chi gher 3elebt\u00e8n Ttouna?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fal\u00e9flix\u2122 (@faleflix) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/faleflix\/status\/830157648767119366?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I can&#8217;t believe Rafik Hariri&#8217;s parents named him after an airport<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan the Garbage Can (@dnygnm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dnygnm\/status\/440115560953950209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 2, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My life is like feta cheese. Btfrot faj2a<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 nicolas (@nico0o0o0o0) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nico0o0o0o0\/status\/856789102091534336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me: I have a sore throat <br \/>Doctor: open up<br \/>me: idk doc I guess it all started in grade 3<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Zey(nap) (@Zeyhash) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Zeyhash\/status\/836677599107694593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: You know that abbreviations can be very misleading sometimes.<br \/>Bf: Oh really?<br \/>Me: I think so.<br \/>Benjamin Franklin: Alright.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Engie (@angiealrassi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/angiealrassi\/status\/825279926244954113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: wen sekne? <br \/>*patient starts talking in french*<br \/>*writes Achrafieh*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Penguin \ud83c\udf84 (@AlBatrick) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlBatrick\/status\/862219976182288384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">ma3o picanto w hatit dont touch my car bro sade2ne ma hadan bado<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe. (@JoeKaoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeKaoun\/status\/866342618581676033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">Bt7adda akbar charmouta we2fit 3al dawra tmosso ad hal barghache<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 JC (@FUCKTOHME) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FUCKTOHME\/status\/872978524814147584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Friend: Bro 7atta law u dnt hav anytng in common, dall jarrib tle2\u00e9 chi common<\/p>\n<p>*later*<\/p>\n<p>Me: *to date* tab chou S\u00e9bi3 lone moufaddal elik<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fal\u00e9flix\u2122 (@faleflix) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/faleflix\/status\/861232275266179073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062d\u064a\u0627\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u0634\u0639\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0644\u0628\u0646\u0627\u0646\u064a \u062a\u062e\u062a\u0635\u0631\u0647\u0627 \u0648\u0631\u0642\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u064a\u0629 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/J2dRPDg5XF\">pic.twitter.com\/J2dRPDg5XF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0639\u0627\u064a\u0641 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u0646\u0643\u0629 (@Shadi_M_Saleh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shadi_M_Saleh\/status\/874711213225234434?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Parents be like : Yi ra7 yetfe l t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, b2albo 50%<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tarek (@Tarek_Bou_Omar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tarek_Bou_Omar\/status\/879328854594269184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; Crush: Ya alla ma 3am ble2e ma7all rkhis e23oud fi!!<br \/>  &#8211; Me: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/X39qmflEMv\">pic.twitter.com\/X39qmflEMv<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jamil \ud83c\udf0d (@Ja_mi_l) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ja_mi_l\/status\/877870651603902465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When bae&#8217;s phone has been getting many text notification in a row <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xURVQJDeGz\">pic.twitter.com\/xURVQJDeGz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Carole (@burgerizati0n) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/burgerizati0n\/status\/875823260860112896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*breathes* <br \/>Alfa: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tNJui9yA9w\">pic.twitter.com\/tNJui9yA9w<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aabed (@AbedBanna1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AbedBanna1\/status\/880049791836626945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0647\u0644\u0651\u0642 \u064a\u0644\u0651\u064a \u0646\u062c\u062d \u0627\u0628\u0646\u0648 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0628\u0631\u0648\u0641\u064a\u0647 \u0648\u0645\u0627 \u0639\u0646\u062f\u0648 \u0633\u0644\u0627\u062d.. \u0641\u064a \u064a\u0643\u0628 \u0633\u0643\u0627\u0643\u064a\u0646 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0647\u0648\u0627\u061f<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OHMYJAD\/status\/880449697801961473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;cocaine is highly addictive&#8221; lmao have u ever eaten bzourat<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blu (@maxwont) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/maxwont\/status\/881610915023638532?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Min F\u00e9dra Leon? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BJ22pIZaOX\">pic.twitter.com\/BJ22pIZaOX<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Wael Saad (@saadwael) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saadwael\/status\/882990072374734849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I once dated a girl with a twin. <br \/>People asked me how I could tell them apart. <br \/>Mira painted her nails purple and Bob had a dick.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chanklish (@chanklish) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chanklish\/status\/884426699928162304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Summer b lebnen 3ibara 3an :<br \/>-Miss International 2017<br \/>-Miss byblos 2017<br \/>-Miss Rue Camil Chamoun 2017<br \/>-Miss bineye ra2em 68, 2017<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anakin. (@anakinskwlkr9) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anakinskwlkr9\/status\/883449451062460416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me as a therapist: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6s7iV1umiN\">pic.twitter.com\/6s7iV1umiN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0622\u0644\u0627\u0621 (@alaa_ayxub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alaa_ayxub\/status\/870748879821697025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Giving sakhret l rawche the name of sakhret l rawche is equivalent to naming your cat Cat<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Theo Bromine (@Theo_bromine_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Theo_bromine_\/status\/885077244242255874?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"hi\" dir=\"ltr\">Mom: bhebbak enta w khayyak ad baad<br \/>Also mom: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gc8s1Ktxfd\">pic.twitter.com\/gc8s1Ktxfd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 wiam\u25b3\u20d2\u20d8 (@Hoebloss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hoebloss\/status\/886904249430544384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;The lyrics for the &#8220;hush little baby&#8221; song are actually saying &#8220;I will buy you anything if you shut the fuck up&#8221;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ali Sleeq (@AliSleeq) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AliSleeq\/status\/828858830796754945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0627\u0646\u062a\u0650 \u0645\u0641\u0643\u0631\u0629 \u0627\u0630\u0627 \u0634\u0631\u0628\u062a\u064a \u0634\u0627\u064a \u0627\u062e\u0636\u0631 \u0628\u0639\u062f \u0633\u0646\u062f\u0648\u0634\u062a\u064a\u0646 \u0634\u0627\u0648\u0631\u0645\u0627 \u060c \u0627\u0644\u0631\u064a\u062c\u064a\u0645 \u0631\u062d \u064a\u0642\u0628\u0644 \u0627\u0639\u062a\u0630\u0627\u0631\u0643 \u061f<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bachir Al Teghrini (@BachirTeghrini) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BachirTeghrini\/status\/886986877798158336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">the guy on the fuel station calls me &#8220;beik&#8221; and im just there like <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/r1vZd48Rr3\">pic.twitter.com\/r1vZd48Rr3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hey Jude, (@NourSaid_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NourSaid_\/status\/886939298133663746?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My luck in a nutshell <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/pQLhv9ZYod\">pic.twitter.com\/pQLhv9ZYod<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Youssef (@YoussefBasma4) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YoussefBasma4\/status\/888045576633421824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"tl\" dir=\"ltr\">My parents watching GoT:<br \/>Dad: wli amal Layke hayde sey2a tennin w ente abta3rfish tsou2e siyara<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0625\u0628\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0639\u0644\u0651\u0645 \u0646\u0628\u064a\u0644. (@Dou2abou) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dou2abou\/status\/903703480191381506?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Every time we go out for sushi <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/s4Vuzg0R8a\">pic.twitter.com\/s4Vuzg0R8a<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aabed (@AbedBanna1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AbedBanna1\/status\/904713862242594816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me as a therapist:  3melilo block<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 H\u00e9l\u00e9na (@HelenaTakla) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HelenaTakla\/status\/905095163990736897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Guys hada bel AUB bya3ref 3an el premed bi AUB ta shouf ma3 aya doctors men el AUB bekhod sfoufe bel AUB la2ano im a first yr student in AUB<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael (@quavocado) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/quavocado\/status\/904697763375587328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">Ekhretna nekol fairy eza &#8220;\u0645\u0632\u064a\u0644 \u0644\u0644\u062f\u0647\u0648\u0646&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 King (@carenshaar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/carenshaar\/status\/830125682277699585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0627\u0646\u0627 \u0628\u0623\u0648\u0644 \u064a\u0648\u0645 \u062f\u0627\u064a\u062a. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/JAzaleR4xu\">pic.twitter.com\/JAzaleR4xu<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/903591528299421699?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">r u lebanese bottled water? bcs u sohat<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fleur (@batenjeen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/batenjeen\/status\/904707986882523137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Lebanese parents be like: &#8220;A7la tyeb kenna nlabbeskoun&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/goBV15fn7p\">pic.twitter.com\/goBV15fn7p<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jessica Chedid (@JessicaChedid94) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JessicaChedid94\/status\/894676412304633857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*at paul*<br \/>me: &#8220;uhh sorry? sorry?&#8221;<br \/>nobody answers<br \/>me: &#8220;uhmmm maitre?&#8221;<br \/>waiter 1: &#8220;oui?&#8221;<br \/>waiter 2: &#8220;oui?&#8221;<br \/>croissant: &#8220;oui?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rasha (@msawkal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/msawkal\/status\/907193804167376897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">kenet ebla3 kerche hala2 kerche byebla3ne<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; salwa (@salyonce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salyonce\/status\/890657131824898048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">*Driving*<br \/>-Mom: Waynak?<br \/>-Me: Tali3 3l tari2.<br \/>-Mom: Ma testa3mil l cell enta w seyi2<br \/>&#8211;<br \/>*After 2 Minutes*<br \/>-Mom: Leh ma 3m tred?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bala ma \ufee7\ufed8\ufeee\ufefb (@SfeirNicolas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SfeirNicolas\/status\/908239945583788032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">ALWAYS lend rich kids your books THAT BUTCH USED MONEY TO MARK THE PAGES im done with spoiled ass kids but im getting myself a snack <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/miajnOlQzS\">pic.twitter.com\/miajnOlQzS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lil\u2019 Wa (@KalassinaLoulwa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KalassinaLoulwa\/status\/908438336653717504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0628\u0646\u062a \u062c\u064a\u0631\u0627\u0646\u0646\u0627 \u062a\u0632\u0648\u0651\u062c\u062a \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0662\u0660\u0661\u0663 \u0628\u0639\u062f\u0627 \u0644\u0647\u0644\u0642 \u0639\u0645 \u062a\u0633\u062a\u0642\u0628\u0644 \u062a\u0647\u0627\u0646\u064a Comments \u0639Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Charly (@CharlyTweetin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CharlyTweetin\/status\/913453995670286336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">Khaye bado mene 100$ mn Hedak l shaher, fa 7a etrklo hole bi envelope. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4IwAFNzFDf\">pic.twitter.com\/4IwAFNzFDf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 G. (@Gkay832) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gkay832\/status\/913384882331684866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Hala2 kelmet beldogh hiye beldogh aw beldor bas yali khtara3a Ken byeldogh?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0625\u0628\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0639\u0644\u0651\u0645 \u0646\u0628\u064a\u0644. (@Dou2abou) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dou2abou\/status\/839400483139747840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I hate when ppl put &#8220;relationship goals&#8221; or &#8220;that&#8217;s how I&#8217;m trynna be&#8221; to a couple doing the SIMPLEST things&#8230;like eating..walking.. r u ok<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eva Otrok (@EvaOtrok) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EvaOtrok\/status\/913492667035717634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*posts pic with a girl*<br \/>Family: &#8220;shuuuu gerlfrand??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \ud83d\udc7e (@trxcl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trxcl\/status\/765880138085130244?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Lebanese influencer *dies*<\/p>\n<p>-Thank you &#8220;Baaklini funeral house&#8221; for an exquisite funeral. Double tap to win goodie bags.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnisTabet23\/status\/918823460520054784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">Eh 7a2o l Valet yekhod 10,000 bl niheye tghyir 3yarat l krse w tzbit m7atat l radio 3a zo2 fakhamto a3mel mt3be w btstehal b3d aktar mn hek.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Charly (@CharlyTweetin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CharlyTweetin\/status\/919242950428815361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If you had to choose between the man you love and a million dollars, how many bottles of wine would you buy?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Paula K. (@paulakhaty) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paulakhaty\/status\/831973372754026501?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Friend: \u201cl Ban\u00e9t hal iyy\u00e9m bi 7ebbo chabb l Outdoors w osas\u201d<\/p>\n<p>*later at dinner*<\/p>\n<p>Me: *to date* \u201cana 3ayech ta7et Jesr Ddawra\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fal\u00e9flix\u2122 (@faleflix) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/faleflix\/status\/916684726756364290?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">sorry i cant come my social personality bel ghaseel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lyne (@nylonize) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nylonize\/status\/919307757504942080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0648 \u0648\u0644\u0627 \u0645\u0631\u0629 \u0638\u0628\u0637\u062a \u0645\u0639\u064a. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YpO1OUGhHM\">pic.twitter.com\/YpO1OUGhHM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/909736723936088065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">50 shades darker? DARKER? Shou ba3ed bado ya3ml? Ynika bl sekkine?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Badine (@jadbadine) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jadbadine\/status\/830391274121355264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u064a\u0645\u0643\u0646 &#8220;ma fe wafa&#8221; &#8230; \u0628\u0633 \u0623\u0643\u064a\u062f \u0641\u064a \u0642\u0627\u0646\u0648\u0646! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D9%82%D9%88%D9%89_%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A3%D9%85%D9%86?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#\u0642\u0648\u0649_\u0627\u0644\u0623\u0645\u0646<\/a> <br \/>\u0644\u0644\u062a\u0641\u0627\u0635\u064a\u0644 \u2b07\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/h4gE5ZbtqW\">pic.twitter.com\/h4gE5ZbtqW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0642\u0648\u0649 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u062f\u0627\u062e\u0644\u064a (@LebISF) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LebISF\/status\/921717146723540992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Mom: you could tell me everything, I&#8217;m open minded unlike other Arab parents <br \/>Me: I&#8217;m in love<br \/>Mom: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hGQ5Pbg7ey\">pic.twitter.com\/hGQ5Pbg7ey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hummus pasta (@voItaire_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/voItaire_\/status\/889187216454373376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Byeje taht l rekbe aw kif? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7YWetmtdTv\">pic.twitter.com\/7YWetmtdTv<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hadee\u0142 (@PasUnNewYorker) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PasUnNewYorker\/status\/923505362673831936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Whenever I&#8217;m drunk in mar mkhayel and someone voluntarily slows down so I could cross the street. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/r4XkJkb0uO\">pic.twitter.com\/r4XkJkb0uO<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 elie (@ElieYaghi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ElieYaghi\/status\/921397723814866945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">my teacher asked me something and i texted her &quot;slut&quot; instead of &quot;salut&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LAtGIDJxGZ\">pic.twitter.com\/LAtGIDJxGZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; salwa (@salyonce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salyonce\/status\/900327217842069506?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*3al hajez*<\/p>\n<p>*hair tied*<br \/>Officer: tfaddal.<\/p>\n<p>*hair loose*<br \/>Officer: sabaahhooooo \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc98\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc98\ud83d\udc9d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hadee\u0142 (@PasUnNewYorker) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PasUnNewYorker\/status\/923076572504055808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Lebanese moms after few drops of rain : ha nazel al sejed bukra &#8211; lbso kem tawil bared &#8211; ma te23od 3al 2ard &#8211; Weyn al defeye ?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014  (@khatchig_says) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/khatchig_says\/status\/917058690812956672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When i tell someone where i live &#038; they reply \u201comg that\u2019s so far\u201d<br \/>I\u2019m not inviting u over<br \/>so don\u2019t worry abt ur imaginary journey<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rachel Yaacoub (@RachelYaacoub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RachelYaacoub\/status\/927257893518364674?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0639\u0645 \u0641\u0643\u0651\u0631 \u0627\u0646\u0642\u0644 \u0646\u0641\u0648\u0633\u064a \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u062c\u0646\u0648\u0628 \u0644 Jafet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hasan (@Hasn095) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hasn095\/status\/922880630605647873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ummm fuck <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ltIOzXod0h\">pic.twitter.com\/ltIOzXod0h<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dina (@DinaChammas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DinaChammas\/status\/930740978394288128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How&#8217;s your day going so far? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FHBIYkZomc\">pic.twitter.com\/FHBIYkZomc<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ahmad (@AhmaddOssaily) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AhmaddOssaily\/status\/933349147498905600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My version of walk of shame is just walking home with a box of Tonino<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A Festive Nope (@Scara_Ha) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Scara_Ha\/status\/933693925549801472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Stahlet nhar 3otle men doun ma yet3azzal el beit 5 marrat<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marwan (@MarwanZein1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarwanZein1\/status\/933296602747416576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Does anyone ever answer those fucking &#8220;anyone coming to Dubai next week?!&#8221; statuses? Like bro no one wants to run your shitty errands<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lama H (@LamaBeirut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LamaBeirut\/status\/931556717057531904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Mom: dou2ile hal tabboule<br \/>Me: taybe<br \/>Mom: mch na2esa shi eh?<br \/>Me: la2 taybe<br \/>Mom: ma bzedla shi?<br \/>Me: barke shweyit 7amoud<br \/>Mom: rouhe mn wejje<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hala (@HalaHasIssues) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HalaHasIssues\/status\/923253334668206081?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Me : niyelo l hayawen maby3mol shi bhayeto ela yekol w ynem<br \/>Mom : dakhlik ente am ta3mle shi gheir hawde l tnen.<br \/>Me : <br \/>Mom :<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A. (@Amalnicolas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Amalnicolas\/status\/932571279017816065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The only \u0631\u0627\u062d\u0629 we\u2019d be getting these days <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/EcHeR6ly3M\">pic.twitter.com\/EcHeR6ly3M<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mc&#8217; NouBa (@Nour_bazzi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nour_bazzi\/status\/928966589319401472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Crush: What\u2019s wrong? Is everything ok?<\/p>\n<p>Me: *I should explain to him calmly what\u2019s bothering me*<\/p>\n<p>Also me: *Texts him goodnight at 6PM*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hala (@HalaHasIssues) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HalaHasIssues\/status\/938385858926915585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;Don&#8217;t make the same mistake twice&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>First of all, it&#8217;s the fifth time<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 F\u00e1tima (@FatimaDakik16) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FatimaDakik16\/status\/920696190274023424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QVEmiRcd8T\">pic.twitter.com\/QVEmiRcd8T<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Misfit. (@_nikkiie_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_nikkiie_\/status\/917391470793019393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">2008: lol \/ lmao<br \/>2011: haha nice one<br \/>2014: HAHAHAHAH<br \/>2017: 3AM BEBKE. 3AM SAREKH. 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