{"id":56177,"date":"2018-08-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/56177\/10-jobs-that-should-exist-in-lebanon"},"modified":"2018-08-31T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T00:00:00","slug":"10-jobs-that-should-exist-in-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/56177\/10-jobs-that-should-exist-in-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Jobs That Should Exist in Lebanon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why complain about the lack of jobs in Lebanon when you can make up your own?<\/p>\n

1. Eyebrow Adviser<\/b><\/p>\n

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To hopefully bring the message of eyebrow salvation to Lebanon\u2019s female population [in case you\u2019re wondering what exactly is wrong with the eyebrows, we\u2019ve written a detailed article<\/a> about it].<\/p>\n

2. Non-Influencer<\/b><\/p>\n

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Job Description:<\/p>\n

\u2022 Does not rely on product placement for a living.
\u2022 Does not impact people\u2019s lives with seashell chokers.
\u2022 Does not appropriate influence without public evidence.
\u2022 Does more in life than just being #blessed.<\/p>\n

3. Human Coin Dispenser<\/b><\/p>\n

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A celestial manifestation of benevolence and salvation in human form whose sole life occupation is to appear to the rescue every time you run out of precious Park Meter coins.<\/p>\n

4. Nightlife Researcher<\/b><\/p>\n

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To document the systematic evolution of Lebanon\u2019s thriving nightlife scene and track the behavioral patterns and underlying psycho-emotional motives of excessive party-goers in the hopes of spreading much-needed knowledge to the nightlife-less and gaining a deeper understanding of the population as a whole. <\/p>\n

5. Driving Rehabilitator<\/b><\/p>\n

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Now hiring: strict and uncompromising individuals with clean driving records to enlighten Lebanese drivers on what it\u2019s like to coexist with other human beings on the road and put them on the right path towards operating a vehicle responsibly through mandatory rehabilitation sessions and intensive one-on-one training. <\/p>\n

6. Bragging Consultant<\/b><\/p>\n

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Since we\u2019re so good at bragging, why not export some of our superior knowledge to the world?<\/p>\n

7. Inactivist <\/b><\/p>\n

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Requirements: instills change in the community through unpublicized acts of kindness\/advocacy instead of drafting a 3-paragraph Facebook status about every single resemblance of human\/animal injustice ever encountered on Planet Earth for extra attention.<\/p>\n

8. Social Media Reformist<\/b><\/p>\n

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Spreading online enlightenment to the masses on proper posting habits and regulating the widespread culture of oversharing, in addition to blacklisting users who recurrently engage in petty social media fights or have a history of attacking\/denigrating strangers due to deep-seated self-esteem troubles.<\/p>\n

9. Political Leader<\/b><\/p>\n

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Mainly because they don\u2019t practically exist.<\/p>\n

10. Traffic Entertainer <\/b><\/p>\n

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\u2022 Responsibilities: to distract Lebanese drivers from traffic-induced suicidal ideation through street entertainment.<\/p>\n

\u2022 Employment Period: until the Jal El Dib bridge is finished. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why complain about the lack of jobs in Lebanon when you can make up your own?<\/p>\n

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