{"id":56506,"date":"2018-10-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-15T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/56506\/13-things-youll-hear-during-elections-week"},"modified":"2018-10-15T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T00:00:00","slug":"13-things-youll-hear-during-elections-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/56506\/13-things-youll-hear-during-elections-week\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Things You&#8217;ll Hear During Elections Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s that time of year again when promises are made only to be broken, stress levels are high, loyalty is tested, character traits are revealed, Student Plan call minutes are maxed out, and student bodies are divided. <\/p>\n<p>  Student elections \u2013 kind of annoying, but you can\u2019t deny that the campaigns, arguments used, and empty promises are hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>1. \u201cLek man, ana aslan manne m7azzab, bas nezel ma3 hay el liste.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xtc15Nu4ODSQE\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Lek man\u2026 ya3ne enta\u2026 m7azzab.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>2. \u201cAslan ne7na kelna badna masla7et el jem3a.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0IxYZ1mFnX4BkQEg\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Yes, I\u2019m sure it\u2019s all about masla7et el jem3a not one big popularity contest.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>3. \u201cIf elected, we\u2019re going to open new 24\/7 study rooms with free coffee, a pasta station, and we\u2019re canceling finals metel jem3at barra.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/DFNd1yVyRjmF2\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  A k i d .<\/p>\n<p>  <B>4. \u201cIf elected, we\u2019re going to make sure the administration pushes 8 AM classes to 9 AM.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/SUGxpSc8twW9q\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Speechless. Literally. I have no words.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>5. \u201cLek sara7a ana elet lal kel enno msawatlon bas manne 7atta nezil.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Me2ziye.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>6. \u201cYou know I\u2019m a hard worker w 3anjad I have so many plans I want to work on to help make students\u2019 lives easier.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/61WQjcikGXENPNfutf\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  A student that literally shows up to class once a week with only a pack of ciggies and his car keys.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>7. \u201cEh walaw man you\u2019re welcome 3al previouses, I\u2019m here to help. Bas lek, unrelated note: bet kebbele sot?\u201d<\/B><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/14ynvxqdwZ4WOc\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  At least ~try~ to hide your masla7a aspect.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>8. \u201cE Z game ya shabeeeeeb.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xU1spRleFHmtjvskXw\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  There\u2019s always that one douchebag saying it every 3.5 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>9. \u201cDobbo el shantet, yalla 3al bet.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/gtakVlnStZUbe\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Is it really student elections if there\u2019s no trash talk?<\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. \u201cBro ma btetzakkar marra se3adtak bel squat bel gym haydik el sene? Enta metel khayye mettekil 3lek yalla fout w 7ottelna hal esem.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/10I5e2yNnaozOo\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Ah. Of course. A legit brotherhood.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>11. \u201cGiiiiiiirl, 3ende the exact same purse! Shefte, rasik metel raseh. Lezim tsawtile.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0MYH6hJkEEWTLrbO\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Unspoken fashion laws.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>12. Group A: Bro enta sawetelna w mnedfa3lak ghadek 3a shaher.<br \/>  Group B: Shou ya3ne, 3am teshtrou?<br \/>  Group A: La2, 3am ne3zemo. *mic drop*<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/LOVjuAnxaUR6U\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>13.  \u201cYaret kel yom elections.\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/lfA4pv18hwQGQ\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  That one kid that everyone usually just ignores.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s that time of year again when promises are made only to be broken, stress levels are high, loyalty is tested, character traits are revealed, Student Plan call minutes are maxed out, and student bodies are 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