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Here are eight versions of the Lebanese man that have been released, in hopes that we may be due for a bunch of upgrades soon. <\/p>\n

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1.<\/b> The self-proclaimed entrepreneur who purchased and attempted to read Trump\u2019s Art of the Deal, all the while making it his own personal mission to school you on investment strategies and world markets. <\/p>\n

2.<\/b> The one who says everyone is easily triggered and urges you to “calm down” when you’re discussing gender politics, while he simultaneously loses his shit over the all female Ghostbusters. <\/p>\n

3.<\/b> The one who dates you and simultaneously solicits threesomes from your friends.<\/p>\n

4.<\/b> The one who dedicates his life to proving that rape doesn’t really exist and that everyone is just a self-victimizing snowflake. He can be seen in bars loudly demanding that you present statistics and proof of rape and sexual assault. <\/p>\n

5.<\/b> The one who fronts about equality but unknowingly resents you for making more money than he does. <\/p>\n

6.<\/b> The one who claims they want equality in a marriage but refuses to wear an apron, change a diaper, or do the dishes. This one is also characterized by a burning desire to have kids, but never seems to care enough to get to know them.<\/p>\n

7.<\/b> The one who owns and runs a restaurant and\/or pub for social stature but generally dislikes customers and customer service unless they’re his own friends.<\/p>\n

8.<\/b> The one who reads this article and thinks it was written by an angry lesbian feminist <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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