{"id":57646,"date":"2019-04-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/57646\/11-passive-aggressive-things-your-lebanese-neighbors-definitely-do"},"modified":"2019-04-09T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T00:00:00","slug":"11-passive-aggressive-things-your-lebanese-neighbors-definitely-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/57646\/11-passive-aggressive-things-your-lebanese-neighbors-definitely-do\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Passive-Aggressive Things Your Lebanese Neighbors Definitely Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because why live and let live?<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. Put a bunch of heavy bricks to secure a certain parking spot that, most of the time, is not even theirs.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  First of all, I wasn\u2019t even going to park there but now that you did that, I want to.<br \/>  Second of all, this literally backfires on you having to go down and move every single brick before parking your car!?<\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Loudly resolve any and all marital issues they might have in the early hours of the morning.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/nvPkYoVsKTa3S\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  It\u2019s 5AM. <i>Please tkhatto, ma fi shi bye7roz.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. Spill your tea in front of your mother.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <i>&#8220;Shou, min el shabb yalli wassalik mberi7 wej el daw? Smalla 7elwe siyarto.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>  <i>Tante Yvette law btesekte shwey.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. Watch their mousalsalet at volume 7,000.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  With the intensity of Lebanese series, you need the full surround system to fully feel the \u201cel 7a2 3aleye sadda2tak\u201d followed by the slap happening on the screen.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. Notice you arrive and walk up the driveway but then hurry up the elevator before you reach.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/kaq6GnxDlJaBq\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Tab\u2026leh?<\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. Hold conversations across balconies without giving a single shit that the entire neighborhood can hear.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  &#8211; <i>\u201cEh sar 7akim, yo2borne.\u201d<\/i><br \/>  &#8211; <i>\u201cWalla mabrouk! Ana ebne ekhir sene handase.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>  Crazy idea: flex over WhatsApp instead.<\/p>\n<p>  <b> 7. Peak their heads out of their windows or run to their peep holes to listen to any potential gossip.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0Iy1suJCxbPm3OcE\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  What do they even expect to overhear? I\u2019m sure it\u2019s not that juicy if it\u2019s being discussed in front of the elevator. Like, chill.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Cook at odd hours during the day.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/QV5vp1BYenfCE\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  It\u2019s 3AM. You\u2019re chilling in your living room on the fifth season of Suits. Then, you smell it. Onions? Garlic? Wrong, both.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. Decide to redecorate past midnight, because, of course.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/23jenQx7fcyLSoslFi\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. Hang up the most absurd and unnecessarily large decorations no matter the occasion.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7TKVfudQdVFv5BJu\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>11. 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