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<\/p>\nIn light of the public panic over the coronavirus outbreak, we thought we’d pitch in with a list of things that are more likely to kill us. <\/p>\n
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1. Food poisoning from outdated seafood that has been sitting in Beirut’s ports<\/p>\n
2. or from spoiled poultry at your favorite snack el “7ay”<\/p>\n
3. All the toxic fumes we involuntarily inhale<\/b><\/p>\n
There’s no such as thing as fresh air in Lebanon. It’s a hoax. <\/p>\n
4. The smell of the garbage that hits you every time you’re out and about <\/p>\n
5. The contaminated water we love to swim in during the summer <\/p>\n
6. Driving on any dark and uneven highway<\/b><\/p>\n
So basically, all of them.<\/p>\n
7. Drunk drivers <\/p>\n
8. Drivers who text and drive<\/p>\n
9. Celebratory gunfire<\/b><\/p>\n
Because your neighbor’s child passed their brevet exams. <\/p>\n
10. Angry gunfire<\/b><\/p>\n
Because your other neighbor’s child failed their brevet exams. <\/p>\n
11. Gunfire in protest of the aforementioned gunfire<\/p>\n
12. Probably Japan if we don’t give them Carlos Ghosn<\/p>\n
13. Or any other country because we love to be involved in all regional conflicts<\/p>\n
14. Politically affiliated groups if you criticize their leader <\/p>\n
15. Your spouse beating you to death in a “passion crime”<\/b><\/p>\n
Wish I were joking. <\/p>\n
16. A complete stranger over a traffic dispute<\/p>\n
17. or your neighbor over a parking spot <\/p>\n
18. Your Lebanese mother if you lose her tupperware<\/p>\n
19. A meteor<\/b><\/p>\n
Wen sar hal nayzak?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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