{"id":60474,"date":"2020-07-30T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-30T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/60474\/12-things-more-reliable-than-lebanese-politicians"},"modified":"2020-07-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T00:00:00","slug":"12-things-more-reliable-than-lebanese-politicians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/60474\/12-things-more-reliable-than-lebanese-politicians\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Things More Reliable Than Lebanese Politicians"},"content":{"rendered":"

You have a better chance at one of these things happening:<\/p>\n

1. The DSL repair man saying he\u2019ll come by in \u201cshi se3a\u201d<\/B><\/p>\n

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2. Lebanese influencers who say \u201cI love this product\u201d<\/B><\/p>\n

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3. Lebanon\u2019s electricity<\/B><\/p>\n

4. The railway that collapsed in Mar Mikhael last week<\/a><\/B><\/p>\n

5. Your next Tinder match<\/B><\/p>\n

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6. Beirut\u2019s infrastructure<\/B><\/p>\n

7. Taking a cruise on the Titanic<\/B><\/p>\n

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8. Lebanese laws protecting women<\/B><\/p>\n

9. A Lebanese cab drivers ability to pick up a passenger without causing 3 accidents<\/B><\/p>\n

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10. The delivery guy who says \u201csar wasil\u201d<\/B><\/p>\n

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11. Nadim Nassib Njeim NOT<\/i> saying something sexist<\/B><\/p>\n

12. Taylor Swift\u2019s relationships<\/B><\/p>\n

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Editorial Purpose:<\/b> We are sharing this piece of content to garner a few laughs and bond over the many things we have in common. <\/p>\n

More like this: <\/p>\n

18 Things Your “Za3eem” Has That You Probably Don’t<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You have a better chance at one of these things happening:<\/p>\n

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