{"id":61360,"date":"2021-01-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/61360\/18-things-you-say-both-during-sex-and-lockdown"},"modified":"2023-05-15T09:31:01","modified_gmt":"2023-05-15T09:31:01","slug":"18-things-you-say-both-during-sex-and-lockdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/61360\/18-things-you-say-both-during-sex-and-lockdown\/","title":{"rendered":"18 Things You Say Both During Sex and Lockdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since the news cycle is brutal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  <B>1.  You&#8217;re so hard.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  @ Life. <\/p>\n<p>  <B>2. Stay inside a little longer.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l49JYkFHZCOg6xos0\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>3.  Sar kteer kbeer<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  The number of COVID patients. <\/p>\n<p>  <B>4. Did you get enough tissues?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  You never know when people will start panic-buying again.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>5. Sar ra7 yejeh..<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Your food delivery.  <\/p>\n<p>  <B>6. Come inside<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  When it\u2019s almost 5 PM!<\/p>\n<p>  <B>7. I can\u2019t take it anymore!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  When you hear Hamad Hassan praising himself.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>8.  That lasted longer than I expected.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/elPtu4MjIGGBQUSs03\/giphy.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>9. I felt it all night.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  The anxiety, of course.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>10. Wash your hands first.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <b>11. Neekneh.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  When your food delivery needs 200 minutes. <\/p>\n<p>  <B>12. 3le2et<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  When you get stuck in traffic before the clock hits 5pm<\/p>\n<p>  <B>13. This is taking forever<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  And they going to extend lockdown? <\/p>\n<p>  <B>14. Tole3 l test positive<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <B>15. That&#8217;s way too rough.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  When your delivery guy cancels last minute.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>16. My throat hurts.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.healthshots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sore-throat.gif\"width=\"80%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>17. How many people did you give it to?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <B>18. 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