1. The Crazy One<\/p>\n
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Ah yes, the psychotic one. We all have that one ex, you can love them or hate them, but you\u2019ll never get rid of them.<\/p>\n
2. The Drunk Texter <\/p>\n
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They only remember you when they\u2019re 4 shots in and shitfaced. You spend hours trying to decode through the many typos of \u201cT@ke mr bakc\u201d<\/p>\n
3. The Stalker<\/p>\n
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They\u2019re everywhere. Real life AND on your socials. They know who you\u2019re with and where you\u2019re going. <\/p>\n
4. The Boomerang<\/p>\n
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No matter what, you keep finding yourself going back to them. You know you\u2019re not supposed to, but you can\u2019t help it. They\u2019re your comfort zone.<\/p>\n
5. The Masla7jeh\/jiye <\/p>\n
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These are the ones who always call you when they need something, whether a ride back home or a contact they need.<\/p>\n
6. The One That Got Away<\/p>\n
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The one you actually loved, but they either dumped you or it just wasn\u2019t the right time. <\/p>\n
7. The Booty Call<\/p>\n
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Better known as the F-Buddy or FWB, this ex is usually your back up when you\u2019re lonely or need a \u2018good night\u2019s sleep\u2019. <\/p>\n
8. The One You Don\u2019t Claim<\/p>\n
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You made your friends swear not to tell a soul. This is the ex you hide your face from in public, or cringe whenever someone brings up their name. You\u2019re pretty sure you were drunk throughout the whole relationship. <\/p>\n
9. The One You\u2019re Proud Of<\/p>\n
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This is the ex you show off to everyone because you don\u2019t even know how you scored with them. <\/p>\n
10. The Toxic One <\/p>\n
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Similar to the crazy one, this one shows up in all our business. Starting a new relationship? BAM! They\u2019ve wormed their way into it. <\/p>\n
11. The Backup<\/p>\n
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This is your Plan B if you find yourself single for a while and want to rekindle an old flame. <\/p>\n
12. The Ghost <\/p>\n
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Are they dead? Are they still alive? You may never know, cause this ex blocks you almost everywhere, including anghami. <\/p>\n
13. The Regretful<\/p>\n
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\u201cI\u2019m Sorry\u201d is the only thing in their vocabulary. They realized they messed up, and they’re willing to tell you exactly what you want to hear in order to take them back. <\/p>\n
14. The Avoidable<\/p>\n
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This is the one you can barely talk about without tearing up. You\u2019ve steered clear of all the old bars and restaurants that you spent all your time in. <\/p>\n
15. The Friend<\/p>\n
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Alas, the one you stay friends with. Mostly considered a myth, these exes do exist, and are usually a product of a mutual breakup. <\/p>\n
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