In honor of the United Arab Emirates being the first Arab country to undertake an interplanetary mission, we couldn’t help but think what our very own politicians would do if they ever got to Mars:<\/p>\n
1. Raoul Nehme<\/b><\/p>\n
He’ll throw a fit because HADA 2AL SHOUKRAN?<\/p>\n
2. Hamad Hassan<\/b><\/p>\n
Bake a cake, or better yet, open a patisserie. <\/p>\n
3. Samy Gemayel<\/b><\/p>\n
Make an emotional and completely useless speech on Mars that would have the aliens running for the hills. <\/p>\n
4. Mohamad Fehmi<\/b><\/p>\n
Probably enforce a curfew on Mars and insist that women on the spaceship cook for the men. <\/p>\n
5. Saad Hariri<\/b><\/p>\n
Just sit back…and do nothing, as usual. <\/p>\n
6. Gebran Bassil<\/b><\/p>\n
He’ll take up gardening because akid ma ha ykhalloo yeshteghel.<\/p>\n
7. Nabih Berri<\/b><\/p>\n
He’s actually been there all along, and he’s not going anywhere…AND he owns 51% of all resources.<\/p>\n
Maybe we can just send all of them to Mars and leave them there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In honor of the United Arab Emirates being the first Arab country to undertake an interplanetary mission, we couldn’t help but think what our very own politicians would do if they ever got to Mars:<\/p>\n
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