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If you think you don\u2019t have a grandma in the group, you\u2019re probably it. <\/p>\n

1. You cancel plans just because of weather fluctuations.<\/b><\/p>\n

“Kteer bared.”<\/p>\n

2. Biking as an activity is a big NO.<\/b><\/p>\n

“Shu wled la nerkab 3a bicycles?”<\/p>\n

3. Your idea of an ideal Friday night is watching mousalsalet and passing out by 11:00 PM<\/b><\/p>\n

4. You complain about “wled hal jeel”<\/B><\/p>\n

“L3ama nehna ma rbeena hek.”<\/p>\n

5. Going out for a drink in Gemmayzeh sounds like an extreme sport <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cAslan ma lezim neshrab hal2ad.\u201d<\/p>\n

6. You refrain from plans that include people you don\u2019t know <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cMeen hayda? Insa ma ele jlede aamel mingling\u201d <\/p>\n

7. You HATE to dress up<\/b><\/p>\n

You wouldn\u2019t mind going out in sweat pants and your sensible shoes.<\/p>\n

8. And even when there is a plan, you\u2019d prefer if it were at home <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cLeiko fina please naamol shi chill w bala kel hal khouzaabalet?\u201d<\/p>\n

9. You sleep early and miss out on all the tea-spilling in the group <\/b><\/p>\n

Only to wake up to 393 messages in the morning. <\/p>\n

10. Going out at 10 PM is considered late for you <\/b><\/p>\n

Dinner at 7 PM is more your vibe. <\/p>\n

11. You’re the cook of the group<\/B><\/p>\n

A true teta.<\/p>\n

12. You make stupid excuses to not leave your house<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cMan aanjed ma fiye, lezem ghassil 2zez el ouda\u201d<\/p>\n

13. You have to be informed about plans 2-3 business days in advance<\/B><\/p>\n

14. You love nekat beykha<\/B><\/p>\n

This includes dad jokes.<\/p>\n

15. You’re always ready to dole out home remedies<\/B><\/p>\n

“7ot may wared w shouf keef bit fee2.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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