Lebanese traffic keeps getting worse and worse, especially with everything going on. And if our traffic jam thoughts were bad before, they’re DEFINITELY a lot worse now.<\/p>\n
Here are a few things most of us are guilty of doing while getting stuck:<\/p>\n
1. Decide to call your great grandma to pass the time <\/b><\/p>\n
Sarlak mit sene mesh sheyefa, bas yalla, shu 3endak? <\/p>\n
2. Try to finish work tasks on your way TO WORK <\/b><\/p>\n
“Ma fi dayi3 wa2et, khaline balish” <\/p>\n
3. Decide to reply to your WhatsApp messages that you’ve been trying to avoid<\/b><\/p>\n
This level of boredom has officially been reached.<\/p>\n
4. Start cursing the situation<\/b><\/p>\n
But that won’t do any good.<\/p>\n
5. Bet 2ati3 kel el siyarat, hek btousal “asra3” <\/b><\/p>\n
Good strategy smallah. <\/p>\n
6. Bet arir tetghada bel siyara, la2an je3et <\/b><\/p>\n
W enta w 3am tekhod 2arshe miel sandwich el siyarat 3am bi zamroulak la temshe.<\/p>\n
7. Start scanning people in their car, trying not to make eye contact <\/b><\/p>\n
“Yi hayda byeshbah eben 3amme”<\/p>\n
8. Swear to all the gods that this is the last time you get behind a steering wheel<\/b><\/p>\n
Knowing very well your mom is gonna force you to make a trip to the supermarket once you’re back home.<\/p>\n
9. You start talking to yourself because there’s no one else to talk to <\/b><\/p>\n
“Shu awlkon el mama 3amle ghada, nshalla mesh mjadra”<\/p>\n
10. Start having a concert in your car and just vibing<\/b><\/p>\n
While the other car just stare at you. <\/p>\n
11. You decide to fucking park until it dies down. <\/b><\/p>\n
And then frantically starting the car bas yemshe l ser.<\/p>\n
12. You start making friends with the car next you <\/b><\/p>\n
“Ehhh, ekhte bi Canada w leike ana wein” <\/p>\n
13. Check Google Maps 17 times hoping the estimated time to your destination will magically diminish. <\/b><\/p>\n
14. Insta stalk your cousin’s fianc\u00e9’s brother, because you’re that bored<\/b><\/p>\n
“Yi aymtan sar 3endo wled hayda”<\/p>\n
15. Permanently damage your lungs from the 23 cigarettes you smoked in just half an hour<\/b><\/p>\n
The car is gonna stink of smoke for DAYS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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