Here’s a little cheat code.<\/p>\n
1. Inte\/Inta min wein?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: What’s your religion?<\/p>\n
2. Wein sekne\/sekin?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: No, really. What’s your religion?<\/p>\n
3. Shu bteshteghil\/bteshteghle?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Are you rich?<\/p>\n
4. Ah inno bil 2idara aw keef?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Can I ever use you for a wasta?<\/p>\n
5. Tab mabsoot\/a ma3on?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Do they pay well?<\/p>\n
6. Ismallah!<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: You’re fat.<\/p>\n
7. Mghayyar\/a<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: You’re fat.<\/p>\n
8. Jeye so7tik\/so7tak<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: You’re fat.<\/p>\n
9. 3am ta3mil\/e diet?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: You’re fat.<\/p>\n
10. Kteer nshaghalet hal fatra<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Ask me what’s going on because I got married\/engaged and compulsively need to talk about it.<\/p>\n
11. Taraket el sheghel ma kint mabsouta abadan<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I got fired.<\/p>\n
12. Taraket la ifta7 la 7ali kirmel zbouneteh<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I got fired.<\/p>\n
13. Taraket kteer weskheen el jame3a<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I got fired.<\/p>\n
14. Ana entrepreneur<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I’m unemployed.<\/p>\n
15. 3am fakkir a3mol masters<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I’m unemployed.<\/p>\n
16. Ana entrepreneur<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I’m unemployed.<\/p>\n
17. 3am bishtighil ma3 l baba<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I get paid to be unemployed.<\/p>\n
18. Do you watch Rick and Morty?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I watch Rick and Morty and I definitely want you to know. <\/p>\n
19. Siyarte bil garage can you pick me up?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I don’t have a car.<\/p>\n
20. Siyarte bil garage can you pick me up?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I don’t want to pay valet.<\/p>\n
21. Can I have a cigarette?<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Can I have ten cigarettes?<\/p>\n
22. Khaleeya 3aleyna<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Please ma tkhaleeya 3aleyna.<\/p>\n
23. Ibneh el awwal b saffo<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: My son is a fucking idiot and I’m overcompensating. <\/p>\n
24. Let’s sit outside, there’s a breeze<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I need to be seen. <\/p>\n
25. I don’t remember where I got [clothing\/item\/accessory]<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: Zara. <\/p>\n
26. Tarakna abadan ma kent mabsout\/a<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I got viciously dumped. <\/p>\n
27. Ken 3inna chalet b Faraya bas be3neh<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I went to Faraya once on a school trip.<\/p>\n
28. Ma badda hal2ad<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I have no emotional intelligence and I am incapable of apologizing. <\/p>\n
29. Ma fi a7la min Libnen<\/b><\/p>\n
What it means: I can’t get a work visa. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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