{"id":62598,"date":"2021-10-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/62598\/16-things-you-can-say-both-during-sex-and-elections"},"modified":"2023-08-30T04:10:49","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T04:10:49","slug":"16-things-you-can-say-both-during-sex-and-elections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/62598\/16-things-you-can-say-both-during-sex-and-elections\/","title":{"rendered":"16 Things You Can Say Both During Sex And Elections"},"content":{"rendered":"

Because you loved our 25 Things You Say Both During Sex And A Lebanese Family Lunch<\/a>, AND our Things You Can Say During Sex And In Traffic<\/a> – here’s one more.<\/p>\n

1. It won’t fit <\/b><\/p>\n

A politician stuffing the ballot box<\/p>\n

2. Eja ma3eh<\/b><\/p>\n

My brother, it’s his first time voting!<\/p>\n

3. Shu tawil <\/b><\/p>\n

The line to vote…<\/p>\n

4. I put my finger in there? <\/b><\/p>\n

In the bottle of election ink…sicko.<\/p>\n

5. This is my first time <\/b><\/p>\n

When you’ve never voted before. <\/p>\n

6. Bjarrib min wara?<\/b><\/p>\n

When the election center seems closed \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

7. It’s so hard <\/b><\/p>\n

The decision you need to make. Except it’s not! Vote independent. <\/p>\n

8. Come inside <\/b><\/p>\n

When it’s your turn to vote.<\/p>\n

9. This is taking forever <\/b><\/p>\n

When you got pizza waiting in the fridge and you’re over it.<\/p>\n

10. Khalesni ba2a <\/b><\/p>\n

11. Hleket <\/b><\/p>\n

12. Talla3ne min tyebeh <\/b><\/p>\n

The inspector at the ballot box.<\/p>\n

13. Faweto min hon<\/b><\/p>\n

Things you hear when the VIP voters make their way to the front of the line. <\/p>\n

14. Ma3eh protection<\/b><\/p>\n

When the loser politician brings their bodyguards along…<\/p>\n

15. Ma ba2a fiye <\/b><\/p>\n

When you’re waiting in line for too long. <\/p>\n

16. Ntekna <\/b><\/p>\n

@ the whole process.<\/p>\n

Your reminder to vote, vote, VOTE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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