{"id":62799,"date":"2021-11-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/62799\/heres-how-joey-tribbani-would-flirt-if-he-were-lebanese"},"modified":"2021-11-27T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-27T00:00:00","slug":"heres-how-joey-tribbani-would-flirt-if-he-were-lebanese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/62799\/heres-how-joey-tribbani-would-flirt-if-he-were-lebanese\/","title":{"rendered":"Here’s How Joey Tribbani Would Flirt If He Were Lebanese"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s admit that although Joey is one of the best characters on FRIENDS, he would be a walking red flag if we ever met his Lebanese alter ego. <\/p>\n

Here’s how we think Joey Tribbiani would flirt if he were actually Lebanese.<\/p>\n

1. “Shu ya ashta?”<\/b><\/p>\n

The loose translation of “How you doin’?”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

2. “Baleye?”<\/b><\/p>\n

Yes THAT response. Sadly, Joey is going to be one of those guys.<\/p>\n

3. He’ll take you out on a shawarma date<\/b><\/p>\n

AND he’ll say he doesn’t care that you have garlic breath as an excuse to kiss you.<\/p>\n

4. “Btefhameene”<\/b><\/p>\n

Then proceeds to explain how no other girl ever really GOT him…<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

5. “Leike shaklik bardene, ta3e daffike” <\/b><\/p>\n

Barf.<\/p>\n

6. “Manne doctoeur bas akid ma3e betsohhe” <\/b><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

7. “3anjed enne sheyfik w ma msada2” <\/b><\/p>\n

8. “Btaarfe ana sefaret ktir, w fine ekhdik 3ala ahla vacation b hayetik <\/b><\/p>\n

*coughs in bullshit*<\/p>\n

9. “Ra2mik helo metlik”<\/b><\/p>\n

10. “Yo2borne” *wink*<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

11. “Ente gher el banet li heke ma3oun” <\/b><\/p>\n

Says this whilst texting 9 other girls.<\/p>\n

12. “Jesmik ktir helo lezim taamle model”<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

We are saddened to say that Joey Tribbiani is your typical Lebanese fuckboy.<\/p>\n

More like this:<\/p>\n

13 Iconic Phoebe Buffay Quotes That Sum Up Life In Lebanon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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