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<\/p>\nLebanese parents = fierce overprotectiveness, unconditional love and Oscar-worthy drama.<\/p>\n
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1. Ana 3elamtak tektob w te2ra.<\/b><\/p>\n
This is usually said when they ask for help with an electronic device.<\/p>\n
2. Boukra wa2ta nbatil hadkon bta3erfo 2emeetna.<\/b><\/p>\n
Don’t you dare sigh or roll those eyes at your parents, you’ll be hit with one of these dramatic statements.<\/p>\n
3. Sar ma3e disque ana w heble fikon.<\/b><\/p>\n
You better drive your mother around when she asks you to, because YOU intentionally caused her intolerable back pain when she had to carry you for 9 month you ungrateful brat.<\/p>\n
4. Nshallet 2eede ana w kenet ehmelkon ta tnemo.<\/b><\/p>\n
You did nothing here, she’s just sitting in the living room chilling, but feels the need to run one of these sentences by you.<\/p>\n
5. Dfa3na dam alebna la maderskon w 3elemkon.<\/b><\/p>\n
This is said when you tell your parents you just<\/i> want to try out an acting workshop.<\/p>\n
6. Sarle bil matbakh 3am betbekhelkon min 4 AM <\/b><\/p>\n
When you whine about the food being too salty. <\/p>\n
7. Bade shouf ahfede abel ma mout.<\/b><\/p>\n
I’m 26 and still not married; I know I’m breaking my mother’s heart. <\/p>\n
8. Nseet eno 3andak 2emm?<\/b><\/p>\n
When I spend one weekend away on a hiking trip.<\/p>\n
9. El ha2 3layna nehna ghanajnekon ktir.<\/b><\/p>\n
You’re unappreciative and you should be ashamed of yourself.<\/p>\n
10.Bi belden bara, el wled byenshahato min el bet 3al 18.<\/b><\/p>\n
SHKERRO RABKON<\/i>.<\/p>\n
11.Nehna kinna nrouh mashi wen ma ken.<\/b><\/p>\n
My parents apparently walked from Beirut to Tyre every weekend.<\/p>\n
12. Awwal siyara ana jebta wa2ta shtaghalet w a3adet asset fiya 60 sene.<\/b><\/p>\n
AKA you are not worthy of the car we just got you.<\/p>\n
13. Taraketna w sefaret 3al gherbe 10 sneen.<\/b><\/p>\n
You will be forever reminded of the 9 month long Master’s program you did in Madrid.<\/p>\n
14. Ana leh jebet wled? La yza3loune?<\/b><\/p>\n
You just closed the window in the room because it was chilly and all hell broke loose afterwards.<\/p>\n
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