Lebanese people are really tired of everything, and there are a few moments where they really just said “fuck this”. We bet you’ve been in AT LEAST 7 of these scenarios.<\/p>\n
1. When you hear your mom’s footsteps coming towards your room after she just yelled “ya ebn l kalb”<\/b><\/p>\n
Fi bahdale bel da2 but you still don’t know for what.<\/p>\n
2. Getting stuck in hellish Hamra or Jounieh traffic<\/b><\/p>\n
“Khalas betrok l sayara w bfel?”<\/p>\n
3. A loud sound scaring the shit out of you in the middle of the night after having a drink of water<\/b><\/p>\n
It was just barrad l may, but albak ashat men tizak anyway.<\/p>\n
4. Driving through an intersection when the traffic light was both red AND green<\/b><\/p>\n
7atta l traffic lights day3een bhal balad.<\/p>\n
5. When your dad starts talking about “3a ayemna”<\/b><\/p>\n
You probably hear at least this once every week, you practically lived “3a ayemon”.<\/p>\n
6. Your phone doing a summersault and landing straight on the floor tiles<\/b><\/p>\n
*SMACK* <\/p>\n
“Oh fuck this.”<\/p>\n
7. Wanting to stop by for a juicy shawarma with extra toum from your favorite vendor bas mafi saffeh<\/b><\/p>\n
Khayye shu kel lebnen sar baddo yekol shawarma halla2 bhal lahza?<\/p>\n
8. When the kahraba already takket 3 times and you don’t even want to get up to tekka again<\/b><\/p>\n
Let the darkness consume you bc khalas.<\/p>\n
9. Your gas tank is 3a ekher nafas but you’re going to risk it all because you’re running late<\/b><\/p>\n
“Eza 2ata3etne 3al tari2 I SWEAR TO GOD”<\/p>\n
10. When you arrive at the bank to do the responsible thing but there are 50 people ahead of you.<\/b><\/p>\n
Fuck it, I’ll forgo the extra $2. <\/p>\n
11. When you promised yourself you’d have a fun weekend…<\/b><\/p>\n
But you realize the dollar is at 24,000 LL and you’d need a couple of mill to get by. Staying in bed and watching Netflix it is. <\/p>\n
12. When you try so hard to eat healthy but salads are like 80,000 LL and a hot dog is 40,000 LL<\/b><\/p>\n
Fuck it, indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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