{"id":63072,"date":"2022-01-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/63072\/10-survival-hacks-for-when-you-piss-off-your-lebanese-mom"},"modified":"2022-01-26T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-26T00:00:00","slug":"10-survival-hacks-for-when-you-piss-off-your-lebanese-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/63072\/10-survival-hacks-for-when-you-piss-off-your-lebanese-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Survival Hacks For When You Piss Off Your Lebanese Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lebanese moms are either super calm or ready to tmasse7 fik l ared men Trablos la Sour.<\/p>\n<p>  Here are some super helpful survival hacks that <i>might<\/i> help.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. Blame it on your younger sibling <\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Keyword: younger. We all know who mom\u2019s favorite is. And if YOU are the younger sibling, then you\u2019re one lucky mf.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/DirtyPointedDodobird-size_restricted.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Distract her by asking for a meal you hate<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Tell her 3abelak mjaddara or bemyeh. She will be taken aback and launch into a tirade of &#8220;tool 3omri b2illkon ma fi atyab min el beymeh&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. And eat every single bite of it<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  We recommend you lick the plate clean too.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/Yl4X3JyLv6fEVbTXKL\/giphy.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. Always order something extra for her when you order yourself a meal<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  She&#8217;ll be too busy fawning over that dessert to bitch you out. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.gifer.com\/embedded\/download\/1kR3.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. Convince her that your dad made you do it<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Then the blame will <i>partially<\/i> lifted from you to your dad. Poor guy won\u2019t know what hit him.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. Clean up after yourself<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Just finished eating? Wash the plate you used. <\/p>\n<p>  You\u2019ll feel her watch you in bewilderment as you walk to the sink and actually clean up after you\u2019re done making a mess.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/czZlH3xg1Ul2w\/giphy.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. Call your grandma<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Ask her how she\u2019s doing, then tell her all about how hard your mom\u2019s been working and how much you appreciate her.<\/p>\n<p>  P.S you should be doing that all the time.)<\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Agree with her on the things she complains about<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  You might earn a few brownie points by admitting that you\u2019re \u201cbala 3aze\u201d and replying with \u201c3anjad\u201d when she asks \u201cLashu jebet wled?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/KzKgTJEaJNuhauhGEo\/200.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. Ask her if you\u2019re dressed warm enough<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  The maternal instincts will kick in. Even if you might end up wearing 27 layers of jackets, at least she\u2019ll forget about whatever you did to piss her off.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/INAGxZitwybrWz7khp\/giphy.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. Tell her you love her<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  This is an obvious one. You should do that more often.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lebanese moms are either super calm or ready to tmasse7 fik l ared men Trablos la Sour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":429239,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-63072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[56],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.7 (Yoast SEO v27.7) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>10 Survival Hacks For When You Piss Off Your Lebanese Mom<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Lebanese moms are either super calm or ready to tmasse7 fik l ared men Trablos la Sour.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" 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