{"id":63280,"date":"2022-03-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-09T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/63280\/9-signs-youre-a-lebanese-arabic-teacher"},"modified":"2023-10-04T13:32:08","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T13:32:08","slug":"9-signs-youre-a-lebanese-arabic-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/63280\/9-signs-youre-a-lebanese-arabic-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Signs You’re A Lebanese Arabic Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you check 4 out of 9, you’ve made the cut. Mabrouk. <\/p>

1. You adore wearing tiny heels.<\/b><\/p>

Summer, winter, formal, casual…it doesn’t matter. Your trusted low heel has gotten you through thick and thin.<\/p>

2. Smoking is definitely your favorite activity. <\/b><\/p>

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Cedars for the win.<\/p>

3. Children are the bane of your existence. <\/b><\/p>

Why did you ever get into teaching?<\/p>

4. Your favorite way to punish the class is to stand there looking very disappointed. <\/b><\/p>

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Additional points if you tell them they are the worst class you’ve ever taught.<\/p>

5. You have, at some point, sang: “sabah el kheir sabah el nour, kayf al saha kayf al hal?” <\/b><\/p>

Classic.<\/p>

6. Your favorite singer? Easy. <\/b><\/p>

Kazem el Saher always and forever.<\/p>

7. You look down on “teknologia”. <\/b><\/p>

It is ruining the generations.<\/p>

8. You have an agenda that you write everything in, cause phones are for losers.<\/b><\/p>

If you went to school in Lebanon, you were sure to have experienced a vibrant array of types of Lebanese teachers. From the lazy one with the instincts of a sloth to the intense Arabic teacher – this video is dedicated to all of the different types of teaching characters we remember from our Lebanese childhoods. <\/p>