Have you ever looked at your significant other w fakarto “shu enno libra”? Or even worse, a CAPRICORN? We present to you this crossover of zodiac signs and Lebanese boyfriends. <\/p>\n
Disclaimer: Toxicity may apply to anyone regardless of their sign<\/i><\/p>\n
Aries (March 21\u2013April 19)<\/b><\/p>\n
– Last time 3assab, he broke his phone
– His perfume wasel la ekher el sher3
– “MA AAM KHANE2 ANA HEK SAWTE AALE”
– “Emshe nrou7 skydiving mnghayer jaw”<\/p>\n
Taurus (April 20\u2013May 20)<\/b><\/p>\n
– “Sorry nseet redd aalyke kent neym”
– Oum Kalthoum lover
– Ktir bshil Netflix and chill
– “Eh habibi khede waatk ana ha ontor bl seyara”<\/p>\n
Gemini (May 21\u2013June 21) <\/b><\/p>\n
– Long night conversations guaranteed
– Easily adapting to this economy
– Aando memes account
– 14K followers on Twitter<\/p>\n
Cancer (June 22\u2013July 22)<\/b><\/p>\n
– Already msami wledkon
– Buys you your comfort shawarma
– Matching “My King” and “My Queen” t-shirts
– VERY long text messages<\/p>\n
Leo (July 23\u2013August 22)<\/b><\/p>\n
– Public figure on Instagram
– Shows you off on WhatsApp stories but only posts photos he looks good in
– Your own self-employed photographer
– Would NEVER use a 2-in-1 shampoo<\/p>\n
Virgo (August 23\u2013September 22)<\/b><\/p>\n
– Bought you the latest iPhone on your birthday
– Literal Jagal el USEK
– Can\u2019t go a day without his Starbucks
– You\u2019re the ultimate gym couple<\/p>\n
Libra (September 23\u2013October 23) <\/b><\/p>\n
– Romeo el Arab
– Obsessed with his hair
– Wholesome romantic Whatsapp sticker packs
– “LHZA KIF YAANEH ANNA SAID THAT WALW?” and proceeds to listen to all your tea<\/p>\n
Scorpio (October 24\u2013November 21)<\/b><\/p>\n
– Sarlkon sawa 4 sneen and you still feel like you don\u2019t know him
– Matching tattoos
– Loves visiting abandoned places in Beirut
– “Leh hek el vibes zbele?”<\/p>\n
Sagittarius (November 22\u2013December 21)<\/b><\/p>\n
– A total foodie
– Favorite dates are hikes
– Hafez el balad shere3 shere3
– Late night drives with Adonis on<\/p>\n
Capricorn (December 22\u2013January 19) <\/b><\/p>\n
– “Only black coffee” superiority complex
– Favorite food is mjadra
– Foreshadowed the economic crisis years ago
– Already talab eidik aka \u201cBheb fout men el beb mesh el shebbek\u201d type of guy<\/p>\n
Aquarius (January 20\u2013February 18)<\/b><\/p>\n
– Awwal wahd nezel 3al thawra
– Your dad DOES NOT like his piercings
– Total Mashrou\u2019 Leila fan
– “Illegal does not mean morally incorrect”<\/p>\n
Pisces (February 19\u2013March 20) <\/b><\/p>\n
– \u201cWe live in a simulation\u201d kel ma el politics are brought up
– You matched 95% aa Anghami w hlaa ento soulmates
– Hatet el anniversary date in the bio
– One word: CRYSTALS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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