{"id":63975,"date":"2022-08-08T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-08T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/63975\/8-things-you-can-do-while-your-mom-rage-cleans"},"modified":"2022-08-08T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-08-08T00:00:00","slug":"8-things-you-can-do-while-your-mom-rage-cleans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/63975\/8-things-you-can-do-while-your-mom-rage-cleans\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Things You Can Do While Your Mom Rage Cleans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A scream breaks out at 7 in the morning, \u201cMA 7ADA BES3DNE!\u201d. Drenched in sweat and standing with a mop in hand, your Lebanese mom exhales nothing but absolute rage. <\/p>\n<p>  Though we\u2019re not sure whether these might help, here are 8 things you can do while your mom rage-cleans.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. Try having an open conversation about anger issues<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  \u201c3a fekra mom, ma byeswa el wahad y3aseb hal2ad. Tetzkre sho alik el hakim that day? Ktir 3m todghate 3a halek\u201d. You can suggest some <a href=\"https:\/\/momadviceline.com\/affirmations-for-anger-management\/\"target=_new\">anger management tips<\/a>, or put on some of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/l\/61906\"target=_new\">her favorite songs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Apologize for your existence<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Easiest way to make a Lebanese mom happy is admitting you\u2019re wrong \u2013 for not washing the dishes, for eating a pack of instant noodles, having your earphones on, or just existing. Mom, you\u2019re right. Ya raytek ma khalftine. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. Actually suggest to help<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Mimicking her behavior can be a good psychological tactic to show you\u2019re not a threat; however, this often backfires into \u201cLa msh 3ayze hadan yse3dne enta khalik 3al telfon\u201d<\/p>\n<p>  Caution: This is a trap. Help her ASAP.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/10zsjaH4g0GgmY\/200.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. Anxiously sit around and wait for the storm to pass<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Threatening side glares, mumbles under her breaths, and loud noises in the kitchen are common warning signs that your mom is unapproachable. It\u2019s recommended to avoid direct eye contact and stay in complete guilt and silence for at least one hour. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c.tenor.com\/TU_NPEczh6gAAAAC\/nervous-waiting.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. Busy yourself with something\u2026ANYTHING<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  We\u2019re all guilty of pretending to study or work because your mom decided that today is NOT her day (neither is it going to be anyone else&#8217;s)<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c.tenor.com\/fRwU2Z3GKtgAAAAC\/busy-working.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. Instantly arrange an outing with friends <\/b><\/p>\n<p>  \u201cYi Salwa just called w al taraket hye w saheba. Haram rayha shofa, bjblk shi ma3e?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. Go outside for some fresh air <\/b><\/p>\n<p>  You can quietly sneak outside, light a cigarette, and leave the rage at home. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c.tenor.com\/6qlMi9zOU9EAAAAC\/i-think-i-need-to-be-outside-more-fresh-air.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Say your boss called you<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Instant quiet. Problem solved!<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/PjocMfAvxO0EZPed6M\/200.gif\"width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A scream breaks out at 7 in the morning, \u201cMA 7ADA BES3DNE!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":426783,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-63975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[121],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.7 (Yoast SEO v27.7) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>8 Things You Can Do While Your Mom Rage Cleans<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A scream breaks out at 7 in the morning, \u201cMA 7ADA 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