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Jackets are mandatory.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/oyn9XowNtssrqXfvdp\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>3. Mjaddara is declared the national dish<\/b>  Complaining about mjaddara will no longer be permitted, nor will kids ever dare to ask for McDonald\u2019s on the way back home.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/ElementaryFloweryCockerspaniel-size_restricted.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>4. Cell phones are problematic<\/b>  Bad for kids, great for moms who want to proliferate fake news on the health benefits of lemons.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/xFLDPwNQt5gOY\/200.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>5. A national WhatsApp group for mothers will be created so that useful articles can be circulated easily<\/b>  Headlines: This Food Causes Monkeypox??!! New Study Finds Why Your Children Are Lazy Your Cell Phone Is Damaging Your Child\u2019s Brain, Click For More!!!  <b>6.  The Arabic language is altered<\/b>  &#8220;Ma baddi shi&#8221; now means, give me a spa certificate, a new bag, and a bracelet.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c.tenor.com\/LNG7HqNZRaAAAAAC\/pamper-dog.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>7. Courses on home remedies are mandatory because they are better treatment than Panadol<\/b>  Everyone must know how to make the perfect shawrabet 3adas in case someone felt sick.  <b>8. It is absolutely forbidden for anyone to leave the house straight out of the shower<\/b>  Wet hair? Outside? 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