{"id":64346,"date":"2022-10-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/?p=64346"},"modified":"2023-05-24T08:32:50","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T08:32:50","slug":"what-if-we-made-a-cat-president-of-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/64346\/what-if-we-made-a-cat-president-of-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"What If We Made A Cat President of Lebanon?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lebanon has tried many different types of presidents, but has anyone considered what would happen if we had a <I><b>pawsident<\/b><\/I>?<\/p>\n<p>  <B>1. A gray cat would have to be PM, and a white cat Speaker of Parliament<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  The president is obviously an orange cat.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/l5sIE_3H3EEAAAAC\/cats-fighting-fighting-cats.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>2. Thirteen dogs would be elected to parliament<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  But they\u2019d just spend their time barking at each other instead of doing anything meaningful.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.gifer.com\/AJxx.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>3. The official exchange rate of 1 Lira will now be 3 treats<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Humans will be paid in cat treats that they can exchange at the local Fat Cat Bank of Lebanon. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/y.yarn.co\/03948188-e4ec-47d8-966e-07c0bde5f7c9_text.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>4. The working day would be reduced to 4 hours <\/b><\/p>\n<p>  18 hours sleep, 1 hour to eat, 1 hour to play, 4 hours to work. We assume that\u2019s not much different to the current presidential palace schedule.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/ee\/1f\/1d\/ee1f1d9251d2f957567face0429c702b.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>5. We all live under Catunism<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Free healthcare, education, food, housing for ALL (cats only).<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/evoSxqcmKCYAAAAd\/soviet-cat-sovicat.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>6. Shar3ouwa<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Catnip would be sold on every corner. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/xT5LMCdoTwC5Bdma0o\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <B>7. The Great Sphinx of Downtown Beirut<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Our new cat overlord needs to be properly respected. Demolish Zaytouna Bay and build a pyramid worthy of our president.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/4Yvl2g6.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n<p> 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lebanon has tried many different types of presidents, but has anyone considered what would happen if we had a <I><b>pawsident<\/b><\/I>?<\/p>\n<p>\n<B>1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":191,"featured_media":621040,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[1147],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-64346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania","tag-pet-friendly"],"authorship":[56],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>What If We Made A Cat President of Lebanon?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Lebanon has tried many different types of presidents, but has anyone considered what would happen if we had a pawsident? 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