{"id":64826,"date":"2023-02-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-07T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/64826\/15-reasons-to-stay-in-bed-in-lebanon"},"modified":"2023-10-04T12:20:47","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T12:20:47","slug":"15-reasons-to-stay-in-bed-in-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/64826\/15-reasons-to-stay-in-bed-in-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Reasons To Stay In Bed In Lebanon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You sleep, you wake, you work, you sleep, you wake, you work. It can get pretty monotonous, no? If you are tired and just need a reason to stay in bed, we&#8217;ve come up with 15 totally valid reasons for you.  <b>1. It&#8217;s probably a national holiday<\/b>  Eid Saint Assassinated King Day  <b>2. You were woken up by a car honking so you&#8217;re going back to sleep out of spite<\/b>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/fEZ6EkcPImkAAAAC\/spite-seinfeld.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>3. The &#8220;what is Saad el Hariri doing right now&#8221; test<\/b>  After a heavy night of tweeting on his kpop stan account, he is sound asleep, and so should you be.  <b>4. Ma fi kahraba<\/b>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/3o7WTqo27pLRYxRtg4\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>5. Ma fi may<\/b>  Bfee2 w shu ba3mel? Be23od b 2arafe? no thanks.  <b>6. Solidarity with Najat and Melhem<\/b>  On day 119 of their parliament sleepover.  <b>7. Your pet is sleeping very peacefully next to you and you don&#8217;t want to disturb them<\/b>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gifdb.com\/images\/high\/sleeping-siberian-tiger-animal-jnwnd683mp22ya97.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>8. Your dreams demanded you stay in bed<\/b>  Never ignore these mystic messages.  <b>9. If today is:<\/b>  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday, stay in bed  <b>10. There&#8217;s a thunderstorm<\/b>  <b>11. You are in a sleeping competition and your opponents are Nabih Berri and Michel Aoun<\/b>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/1xd_0HAbXXEAAAAC\/lebanon-michel-aoun.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>12. You are Phoenician <\/b>  Until the ancient civilization wakes up and returns to its glory, I will sleep.  <b>13. You are staging a protest against the 24\/7ization of life<\/b>  Fr I will not be participating in the processes of accumulation and reproduction today.  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/f30f7305f9e9cd30b7b6d63a9d9d6b51\/tumblr_mi2thic7Pb1qcu0j0o1_400.gif\" width=\"70%\">  <b>14. Inflation<\/b>  Whether it&#8217;s your stomach or the economy.  <b>15. The vibes are off<\/b>  Stay in bed and don&#8217;t look back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You sleep, you wake, you work, you sleep, you wake, you work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":121,"featured_media":424119,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"_lftp_listicle_injection":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-64826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[88],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v28.3 (Yoast SEO v28.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>15 Reasons To Stay In Bed In Lebanon<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"You sleep, you wake, you work, you sleep, you wake, you work.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, 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