{"id":64878,"date":"2023-02-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-20T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/64878\/10-lies-weve-all-told-our-parents"},"modified":"2023-02-20T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T00:00:00","slug":"10-lies-weve-all-told-our-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/64878\/10-lies-weve-all-told-our-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Lies We&#8217;ve All Told Our Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Children lie to their parents? In Lebanon?! This is shocking. What are these lies you speak of?! Who is saying them, when, where, about what? Here\u2019s the cheat sheet for all you nosy and paranoid parents out there.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. I\u2019m 5 minutes away<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  I am in Jbeil. My family home is in Saida. It is 3:00 AM. This is the story of my life. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/VIfE4DE7vY49i\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Eh fikon todharo ma 3ande shi<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Ma tkhafo I\u2019ll take care of the house, I\u2019ll take care of it so well.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/5sbsV6gTWCcAAAAC\/party-beer.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. What even is Twitter?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  La2 akid ma 3ande account shu be3arefne fi?<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/y.yarn.co\/72926aad-1e76-4a72-9d3e-3431d6b2c6c2_text.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. The Tupperware vacuum<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Aya wa7de? Ma kenet ma3e akid, akid manna ta7et el daraj 7ad el cafeteria bel Koura.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/DeliriousElectricKomododragon-size_restricted.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. Men wen ejet hal khabta 3al siyara?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Awal marra bshoufa, akid ma khasne.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/8gbZrY71NbEAAAAC\/who-me.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. Zabet?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Ouff speeding aw parking? Ah tnayneton? Eh la2 ma ba3ref shi 3an hal mawdou3 sorry.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/filmfestival.cologne\/uploads\/giphy-1.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. Eh kteer b7eb yakhnet el sbenekh<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Thank you for cooking this, I am a big fan of this food, I love this food and will eat all out fr definitely.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelingwiththyme.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/i-love-food-gif.gif?ssl=1\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Drugs?!<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Me?! <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/Ajp_dDSsMIwAAAAd\/drunk-drugs.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. Oh wow I 100% did not know that extended family member was gay<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Thank you for informing me. This is an intriguing development. I hope this email reaches you well.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/aK9Q5vEfofsAAAAC\/segundo-sol-novela.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. I\u2019m going over to <i>insert friend<\/i> to do <i>insert normal activity<\/i><\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  You can trust me<3 Oh and my phone battery will be dead, and so will my friend\u2019s, so please do not bother yourself with reaching out.\n\n  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/c86D6_XlACMAAAAC\/weekend-party.gif\" width=\"70%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Children lie to their parents? In Lebanon?! 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