{"id":64896,"date":"2023-02-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-23T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/64896\/10-ways-to-make-lebanese-90s-kids-feel-old"},"modified":"2023-02-23T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T00:00:00","slug":"10-ways-to-make-lebanese-90s-kids-feel-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/64896\/10-ways-to-make-lebanese-90s-kids-feel-old\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Ways To Make Lebanese 90s Kids Feel Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have some 90s kids in your life? Want to piss them off? Here is your surefire guide.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. Children born in 2018 are in school now<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  And children born in 2005 are graduating.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/WBezOeZEGvcAAAAC\/excited-school.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Yeah I love oldies music like Nirvana<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Woo! Rock on brother!<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/E41zntI7m5EAAAAC\/kurt-cobain.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. What the fuck is a 3osso w mosso?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Well <a href=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/l\/61078\"target\"_new\">listen here<\/a> you little here\u2026<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/e7al1iE9i08AAAAC\/simpsons-angry.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. 2023 is closer to 2040 than 1990<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/x4WyVrw_u2AAAAAC\/homer-simpson-bart-simpson.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. So you call this thing a game boy?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  First of all, this really shows off the ancient gender discrimination that was present in the 90s. Second, why no touch screen?<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/f9\/49\/ea\/f949ea1fc4104c43aa65d9802fb99b5f.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. The Taif agreement is an antiquated piece of shit!<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Yes! But wait?! We\u2019re the same age\u2026<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/tZeMM1Cc0UUAAAAd\/so-old-old.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. So what was it like living under the golden age of Fouad Chehab?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/f4\/e5\/1d\/f4e51d9f44fc143f3f76b480bad04814.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Eminem is 50<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Tom Hanks is 66, Julia Roberts 55, Hugh Grant 62, Dr Dre 58&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/3c\/82\/c8\/3c82c8ae9d4dcd890a9ac8a05ce3d99b.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. Even Nabih Berri is gone!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Lol jk. He is eternal.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/ForkedDazzlingConch-size_restricted.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. The 90s is such a #retro #aesthetic<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Wish it was real\u2026<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/60\/28\/0f\/60280f8dd631abdb014194b81420dd1c.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have some 90s kids in your life? Want to piss them off? 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