{"id":64972,"date":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/64972\/10-thoughts-every-lebanese-third-wheel-has-had"},"modified":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","slug":"10-thoughts-every-lebanese-third-wheel-has-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/64972\/10-thoughts-every-lebanese-third-wheel-has-had\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Thoughts Every Lebanese Third Wheel Has Had"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Either someone canceled or you\u2019re somehow insane enough to say yes to being the third wheel to a Lebanese couple&#8217;s date, either way please accept our condolences in the form of the following list.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. Great, here comes the PDA<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/3d6ada92f9f43c57df2a0ac41c9a5fea\/tumblr_mr29o974fb1sa8damo1_500.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Worse, here comes the brewing fight<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Then comes the make-up PDA.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/uJC3eIFpbrZZoA0q3g\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. Isn\u2019t that their ex?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Finally, some interesting drama.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/thfeH9qIEw4AAAAC\/the-office-awkward.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. I think they must hate each other, right?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  Like this is some sort of satanic torture ritual no? This is how you people interact?<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media0.giphy.com\/media\/ztujW64wsFzB6\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. Yes, please bring me into your problems!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  This is exactly how I want to spend my Friday night<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. No! I am not interested in joining your polycule<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  What happened to good old me and my girlfriend saw you from across the bar threesomes?<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/YtK3UQ61h38AAAAC\/throuple-poly.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. Why are they making these fucking voices?!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/HEERihmaHnwAAAAC\/kill-me.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Someone make a fucking decision<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  You pick! No you<3! No you! No you! No you! <i>start kissing again<\/i><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/L3c8aAACw7Qpx2ojGB\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. Oh they\u2019re so cute, I wish I could put them in a zoo<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  In a limited enclosure, for a limited amount of time, I would enjoy this.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/XHwMCgH5rTKyAxy7ev\/giphy.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. Please no more dating advice, I beg.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  I do not want to be like you!<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.gifer.com\/HLqJ.gif?w=1170&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Either someone canceled or you\u2019re somehow insane enough to say yes to being the third wheel to a Lebanese couple&#8217;s date, either way please accept our condolences in the form of the following list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":423205,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-64972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[88],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.9 (Yoast SEO v27.9) - 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