{"id":64975,"date":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/64975\/10-lebanese-ways-to-procrastinate-your-work"},"modified":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T00:00:00","slug":"10-lebanese-ways-to-procrastinate-your-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/64975\/10-lebanese-ways-to-procrastinate-your-work\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Lebanese Ways To Procrastinate Your Work"},"content":{"rendered":"

Honestly, if there is one universal trait on this Earth, it\u2019s probably the modern day love story with procrastination. But this universality can also have some local specificity, and here are some of the most Lebanese ways you can procrastinate.<\/p>\n

1. Today, I have a deep sense of dread<\/b> <\/p>\n

And I cannot do anything but sit. I hope you understand.<\/p>\n

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2. I will take a 10 minute break each and every time the exchange rate changes<\/b> <\/p>\n

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3. Tomorrow has to be some sort of national holiday, right?<\/b> <\/p>\n

The High day for the birth of the ascension of the fitr fr, or one of these amazing new holidays<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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4. I\u2019ll finish that task by the time they elect a president<\/b> <\/p>\n

Lmao.<\/p>\n

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5. Yi lezem enzal 3ale el se3a<\/b> <\/p>\n

Oh let me just turn the azan up again, oh no I have to go back down, let\u2019s microwave some water, oh no lezem enzal again!<\/p>\n

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6. Hi jeddo, khaberne 3an\u2026<\/b> <\/p>\n

That\u2019s gonna take up at least 4 hours.<\/p>\n

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7. Let me go read the Wikipedia page for the Lebanese Civil War again<\/b> <\/p>\n

Wait, only I do that?<\/p>\n

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8. I\u2019m going to get into a twitter argument with some Phoenicians on Twitter today<\/b> <\/p>\n

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9. Actually, I don\u2019t want to look at a screen, time for a passive-aggressive war with my Lebanese parents<\/b> <\/p>\n

Don\u2019t you dare expect any apologies<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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10. I wonder what\u2019s on Beirut.com<\/b> <\/p>\n

10 Thoughts Every Lebanese Third Wheel Has Had<\/a> <\/p>\n

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