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I have my grip on the pulse of the masses, and I\u2019m sure what\u2019s going through everyone\u2019s head right now is \u201cWhat will Beirut.com actually post after the apocalypse?\u201d Very normal thought to have. To stem everyone’s worries, I\u2019ve brainstormed 14 fantastic articles our post-apocalyptic team can look to explore, no need to say thank you. 1. 12 Times Your Lebanese AI Overlord Was Right<\/b> Then, now, forever. 2. Nabih Berri Re-Elected As Speaker Of Parliament<\/b> We\u2019ve lost count\u2026 3. Braintastic! 12 Amazing Human-Burger Joints In Beirut<\/b> You need to appeal to all market segments. 4. Mutant Exchange Rate Set At 14,000 Human Bones Per Mollar<\/b> 5. 7 Spots For A Radiation-Free Staycation In Lebanon<\/b> Including 4 secret bunkers at [redacted]. 6. Lebanese Zombies As Dead Lebanese Politicians<\/b> 7. Lebanese Prisoners Win Top Medal At Alien Detention Camp<\/b> We\u2019re all very proud! 8. 9 Ways Your Lebanese Mom Wants To Cure This Plague<\/b> 7-up. 9. 14 Things We Would\u2019ve Posted Before The Apocalypse<\/b> Woah, meta. 10. AUB President Fadlo Khuri Announces Tuition Increase For Human-Mutant Students<\/b> 11. 13 Great Ways To Meet New People (That Are Not A Zombie Trap!)<\/b> 12. Lebanese Zombie Horde Meets To Elect A New President, Again<\/b> Analysts believe that the zombie horde is waiting to see the results of the Great American Zombie Battle Royale before they make their decision. Welcome to Post Apocalyptic Lebanon<\/a>! 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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