{"id":65208,"date":"2023-05-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/65208\/10-thoughts-you-have-during-a-hook-up-in-lebanon"},"modified":"2023-08-30T03:51:34","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T03:51:34","slug":"10-thoughts-you-have-during-a-hook-up-in-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/65208\/10-thoughts-you-have-during-a-hook-up-in-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Thoughts You Have During A Hook Up In Lebanon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wait, you guys are hooking up? Lebanon\u2019s fledgling dating scene is filled with its fair share of first date horrors<\/a>, awkward moments<\/a>, and plain stupidity<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here are a few thoughts you’re bound to have when you hook up in Lebanon.<\/p>\n

1. This could be a huge mistake, the best night, or just meh<\/b> <\/p>\n

I love to just spin the bottle with my fate\u2026<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

2. That\u2019s definitely not the way to do it<\/b> <\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re so hot\u201d<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

3. What if [family member] walks in right now?<\/b> <\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been moved out for years, this isn\u2019t my home, they don\u2019t know I\u2019m here, but what if they\u2019re on their way up the stairs.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

4. Wait, are we family?<\/b> <\/p>\n

You better not be a fucking distant cousin or istg I\u2019ll end it all.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

5. This is an ugly ass room<\/b> <\/p>\n

\u201cOoh I love that poster\u201d<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

6. That fucking cat better not be looking at me<\/b> <\/p>\n

Cat: looking<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

7. This is actually a nice neighborhood<\/b> <\/p>\n

Is there a scenario where I can keep the apartment?<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

8. I wonder what their generator hours are<\/b> <\/p>\n

Hey, stop trying that, it\u2019s not working, ade el 5 amperes 3andkon?<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

9. I wonder what their stance on the next president is<\/b> <\/p>\n

I\u2019m not gonna ask.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

10. Does the natour know?<\/b> <\/p>\n

Oh he knows.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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