{"id":65231,"date":"2023-05-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/65231\/12-things-your-lebanese-teta-absolutely-loves"},"modified":"2023-05-12T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-05-12T00:00:00","slug":"12-things-your-lebanese-teta-absolutely-loves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/65231\/12-things-your-lebanese-teta-absolutely-loves\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Things Your Lebanese Teta Absolutely Loves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lebanese tetas, who doesn\u2019t love them? Even when they force-feed us, we usually feel full of love and joy after sitting with them for a while. But other than their grandkids, there are 12 things they absolutely love and will not let anyone get in the way of, so beware.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. Turkish soap operas<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  The plot has been looping for close to 500 episodes, I can\u2019t hear that theme song again, please help.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/9His9EAjoVIAAAAM\/grandma-sari.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. Having something to complain about<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  You haven\u2019t washed the dishes, you washed the dishes badly. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. Fake hating the pet<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  \u201cGet her away from me!\u201d While secretly making her homemade snacks.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/5e\/06\/a9\/5e06a9e968030c4eeb7066923655afa0.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. Floral pattern plates<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Slapped with this one.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. Homemade remedies<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Zhourat and 7Up is all you really need at the end of the day.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gifdb.com\/images\/high\/grandma-heart-attack-fainting-p91jeywfv68g55yk.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. Low-key hating on the other side of the family<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  When a sentence has a holik in it, get ready for the most shady shit you\u2019ve ever heard.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. Jeans that are not ripped<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/ThisBriefBittern-max-1mb.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Zaatar<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  So much so that her house will often smell like it.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. WhatsApp voice notes<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  With 30-second interludes of the Turkish soap opera she\u2019s watching.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/LastingIllGrison-size_restricted.gif\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. A good bargain<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Especially at the vegetable and fruit shop.<\/p>\n<p>  <b>11. Embarrassing her children<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  Bayak men 30 sene nza3ab men el madrase jarasna\u2026<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.chzbgr.com\/full\/8540723968\/h7BBAEB8F\/funny-animated-gifs-grandmas-reaction-when-you-say-that-youve-had-enough-to-eat\" width=\"70%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <b>12. Having the last word<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  To read more &#8211; ta3a kol bas hal2ad? &#8211; you can check &#8211; 3anjad kteer sayer metel el 3asaye &#8211; out &#8211; shu 3am ta3mel 3a hal computer? &#8211; this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/l\/64854\"target\"_new\">list<\/a> &#8211; hone!<\/p>\n<p> 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lebanese tetas, who doesn\u2019t love them? 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