{"id":749207,"date":"2025-03-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/?p=749207"},"modified":"2025-03-28T11:53:45","modified_gmt":"2025-03-28T11:53:45","slug":"41-lebanese-jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/749207\/41-lebanese-jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-good\/","title":{"rendered":"41 Lebanese Jokes That Are So Bad They&#8217;re Good"},"content":{"rendered":" <p>We&#8217;re really sorry for these 41 Lebanese jokes we&#8217;re about to put you through. To be fair, they&#8217;re so bad they&#8217;re kind of funny.<\/p>    <div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-1-marra-wa7ad-bakheel-tjawaz-we7de-bakheele-jebo-walad-7attoo-bel-2ejjeh\"><strong>1. Marra wa7ad bakheel tjawaz we7de bakheele, jebo walad 7attoo bel 2ejjeh.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-2-marra-wa7ad-bakheel-ra7-yzoor-7ada-bel-mestashfa-fa-shef-3al-beb-kelmet-edfa3-fa2al-ana-bib2a-bzooro-bel-beit-2awfar\"><strong>2. Marra wa7ad bakheel ra7 yzoor 7ada bel mestashfa, fa shef 3al beb kelmet &#8220;edfa3,&#8221; fa2al ana bib2a bzooro bel beit 2awfar<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-3-marra-finjen-ahwe-talla2-finjento-2am-aletlo-tab-w-tifil-yalli-bibatni\"><strong>3. Marra finjen ahwe talla2 finjento, 2am aletlo &#8220;tab w tifil yalli bibatni?&#8221;<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/aTXHpCN7TSpmE\/200_d.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:483px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-4-fi-2aninet-may-ra7et-tetmasha-lesh-la2anna-fadyeh\"><strong>4. Fi 2aninet may ra7et tetmasha lesh? La2anna fadyeh.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-5-marra-mo7ame-rafa3-2adiyeh-wa2a3et-3le\"><strong>5. Marra mo7ame rafa3 2adiyeh, wa2a3et 3le.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-6-wa7ad-mastool-sa7bo-wa2a3-bel-beer-ra7-sar-yentro-3end-el-7anefiyeh\"><strong>6. Wa7ad mastool sa7bo wa2a3 bel beer ra7 sar yentro 3end el 7anefiyeh.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-7-wa7ad-far7an-tjawaz-wahde-za3leneh-khalafo-ya-far7a-ma-tammet\"><strong>7. Wa7ad far7an tjawaz wahde za3leneh, khalafo ya far7a ma tammet.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-8-lesh-el-brazil-ma-btezra3-teen-la2anna-dawle-latinyeh\"><strong>8. Lesh el Brazil ma btezra3 teen? La2anna dawle latinyeh.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/ce\/9a\/86\/ce9a86aa4056c56e5142a166de1a0850.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:420px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-9-marra-tnen-kuffar-wa7ad-tab-wel-tene-ipad\"><strong>9. Marra tnen kuffar, wa7ad tab wel tene iPad.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-10-wa7ad-2aseer-tjawaz-we7de-2aseere-khalafo-walad-wa2a3-3an-el-sajjedeh\"><strong>10. Wa7ad 2aseer tjawaz we7de 2aseere khalafo walad wa2a3 3an el sajjedeh.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-11-fi-wa7ad-akal-sfouf-2am-tsharda2-tlemeez\"><strong>11. Fi wa7ad akal sfouf, 2am tsharda2 tlemeez.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-12-fi-msmar-3amel-rejeem-2am-sar-dabbous\"><strong>12. Fi msmar 3amel rejeem, 2am sar dabbous.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-13-fi-jazrten-3amlo-mashkal-sar-majzara\"><strong>13. Fi jazrten 3amlo mashkal sar majzara.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gifcen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/side-eye-gif-3.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:298px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-14-lesh-el-ghabe-akhad-ma3o-laptop-3al-ba7er-la-7atta-2iza-shawab-yefta7-windows\"><strong>14. Lesh el ghabe akhad ma3o laptop 3al ba7er? La 7atta 2iza shawab yefta7 windows.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-15-lesh-el-ghabe-byekhod-ma3o-mekenseh-3al-ba7er-eza-darabeto-el-shams-yodroba\"><strong>15. Lesh el ghabe byekhod ma3o mekenseh 3al ba7er? Eza darabeto el shams yodroba.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-16-sa2eel-w-sa2eele-tjawazo-jebo-walad-3emel-7alo-mayet\"><strong>16. Sa2eel w sa2eele tjawazo, jebo walad 3emel 7alo mayet.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media0.giphy.com\/media\/3ohs4rcEHizkc0wzmw\/200.gif?cid=6c09b952vghwnmi4v844lhl05oiakpmdvrzb4jg1vbaxzz92&amp;ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&amp;rid=200.gif&amp;ct=g\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:436px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-17-fi-wa7ad-laf-el-kou3-2am-akalo\"><strong>17. Fi wa7ad laf el kou3, 2am akalo.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-18-marra-dabbous-talla2-marto-lesh-la2anno-3am-tshek-fi\"><strong>18. Marra dabbous talla2 marto lesh? La2anno 3am tshek fi.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-19-marra-nancy-ajram-wa2a3et-3ala-el-daraj-2am-alet-ah-w-noss\"><strong>19. Marra Nancy Ajram wa2a3et 3ala el daraj, 2am alet: &#8220;Ah w noss.&#8221;<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-20-marra-wa7ad-lebes-kalset-khodor-2am-khodor-lebeslo-kalseto\"><strong>20. Marra wa7ad lebes kalset khodor, 2am Khodor lebeslo kalseto.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-21-marra-we7de-7abbet-toshtof-bas-toshtof-ma-7abba\"><strong>21. Marra we7de 7abbet toshtof bas toshtof ma 7abba.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-22-fi-wa7ad-shef-se3to-we2feh-2am-alla-tfaddale-23ede\"><strong>22. Fi wa7ad shef se3to we2feh, 2am alla tfaddale 23ede.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-23-marra-ken-fi-wa7ad-deye2-khi2lo-min-el-dene-2am-arrar-yetla3-3ala-el-fada-2am-sar-makhnoo2-fada2i\"><strong>23. Marra ken fi wa7ad deye2 khi2lo min el dene, 2am arrar yetla3 3ala el fada, 2am sar makhnoo2 fada2i.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/iqfYgtx8oWw4o\/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952jybo9evp13us7sh0v83ykynszcxvxevigyctjimw&amp;ep=v1_gifs_search&amp;rid=giphy.gif&amp;ct=g\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:514px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-24-2al-fi-wa7ad-3azam-wa7ad-3ala-el-sate7-lesh-la2annon-asdika2-sat7iyeen\"><strong>24. 2al fi wa7ad 3azam wa7ad 3ala el sate7 lesh? La2annon asdika2 sat7iyeen.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-25-fi-we7de-esma-sanaa-3emlet-diet-2am-sar-esma-set-toshhor\"><strong>25. Fi we7de esma Sanaa 3emlet diet, 2am sar esma set toshhor.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-26-marra-fersheye-darabet-fersheye-tene-2am-aletla-ana-bfarsheeke\"><strong>26. Marra fersheye darabet fersheye tene, 2am aletla ana bfarsheeke.<\/strong><\/h4>    <p><\/p>    <p><\/p>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-27-al-marra-wa7ad-met-2amo-ze3lo-3le-be2e-el-2ar2am\"><strong>27. Al marra wa7ad met, 2amo ze3lo 3le be2e el 2ar2am.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-28-marra-wa7ad-byeshteghel-bi-bank-tza7la2-wa2a3-3ala-el-qard\"><strong>28. Marra wa7ad byeshteghel bi bank tza7la2 wa2a3 3ala el-qard.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-29-fi-marra-shampoo-tjawaz-balsam-2am-jebo-pantene-w-sabe\"><strong>29. Fi marra shampoo tjawaz balsam 2am jebo pantene w sabe.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-30-fi-samke-tghalazet-3a-rfee2eta-el-samke-aletla-el-3ama-ma-asmakkik\"><strong>30. Fi samke tghalazet 3a rfee2eta el samke, aletla: &#8220;El 3ama ma asmakkik.&#8221;<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-31-lesh-el-lamba-ma-btetjawaz-men-3amoud-el-kahraba-la2anno-eben-shaware3\"><strong>31. Lesh el lamba ma btetjawaz men 3amoud el kahraba? La2anno eben shaware3.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-32-2al-marra-super-market-3amal-rejeem-2am-saar-basta\"><strong>32. 2al marra super market 3amal rejeem, 2am saar basta.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <p><\/p>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/viralviralvideos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/GIF\/2014\/08\/GIF-angry-fake-laugh-happy-not-amused-Taylor-Swift-whatever-GIF.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:548px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-33-marra-wa7ad-akal-rgheef-kemel-2am-ze3el-kemel\"><strong>33. Marra wa7ad akal rgheef kemel, 2am ze3el Kemel.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-34-2al-marra-wa7ad-sa2al-we7de-shu-esmek-aletlo-rose-w-enta-2am-alla-berghol\"><strong>34. 2al marra wa7ad sa2al we7de shu esmek? Aletlo Rose w enta? 2am alla berghol.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-35-2al-m7ashesh-eja-sabe-ba3d-set-banet-2am-samoo-bakir\"><strong>35. 2al m7ashesh eja sabe ba3d set banet, 2am samoo Bakir.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-36-marra-wa7ad-sa2al-we7de-shu-esmek-aletlo-hanadi-ahmad-2am-alla-nadeelo-meen-allek-enni-khayef-menno\"><strong>36. Marra wa7ad sa2al we7de shu esmek? Aletlo Hanadi Ahmad. 2am alla nadeelo meen allek enni khayef menno.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-37-lesh-el-shaytan-d3eef-la2anno-e-lshaytan-el-rajim-bdal-3amel-rejeem\"><strong>37. Lesh el shaytan d3eef? La2anno e lshaytan el rajim bdal 3amel rejeem.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-38-marra-wa7ad-akal-sekeen-enjara7et-masha3ro\"><strong>38. Marra wa7ad akal sekeen, enjara7et masha3ro.<\/strong><\/h4>    <p><\/p>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <p><\/p>    <figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/10I5e2yNnaozOo\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:511px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-39-shu-b2ello-lal-bay-li-3ando-sabe3-wled-seven-up\"><strong>39. Shu b2ello lal bay li 3ando sabe3 wled? Seven Up.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-40-el-ayyam-tamer-w-el-osbou3-laban\"><strong>40. El ayyam tamer, w el osbou3 laban.<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-41-marra-wa7ad-2a3ed-bi-dafen-sa2alo-rfee2o-enta-3azayt-2am-allo-la2-ana-3al-mazout\"><strong>41. Marra wa7ad 2a3ed bi dafen, sa2alo rfee2o &#8220;Enta 3azayt?&#8221;, 2am allo &#8220;La2 ana 3al mazout.&#8221;<\/strong><\/h4>    <div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>    <p class=\"has-blush-light-purple-gradient-background has-background\"><strong>Sorry for <em>el bayekha<\/em>. We&#8217;re sure your Lebanese dad would appreciate these jokes. For more content like this, check out the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/tag\/lol\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">#LOL<\/a> section on our website. 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