The Lira exchange rate has literally been tap dancing on our nerves for the past few days. Here are a bunch of things we think are more stable than the lira exchange rate:
1. Your ex
Remember when you thought there was nothing more unstable than your ex? Lol.
2. A Lebanese man when you talk about women’s rights
Henne byenharo but the lira btenhar aktar.
3. Your mom when she sees you go out without a jacket on
4. Samy Gemayel during his speeches
5. Your teta when you tell her you’re not hungry
6. This table:
7. Your love life
Debatable but we’re keeping it on the list.
8. Med students
Lol akid.
9. This guy:
10. Ross every time he says he’s “fine”
11. Kim Kardashian looking for her diamond earring in the ocean
12. Cat owners
13. People who eat their KitKat like this:
14. People who prefer center slice instead of corner pieces
