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Les 100 tweets libanais les plus dr les de l’année 2019
Ce fût une année pas comme les autres et les réactions sur tweeter ne nous ont pas déçus. Comme il est de coutume de faire le point en fin d’année, une petite rétrospective s’impose. Voici, dans un ordre aléatoire, les tweets les plus drôles, les plus caustiques bref, les tweets que nous avons adoré:
1.
Politicians: ‘boukra byetaabo shou ha ydalo we2fin aal tari2’
— E.A. (@lizzaoun) October 27, 2019
The people: ‘hold my beer’ pic.twitter.com/BRAmzgKIC5
2.
Me : how do we say *milk* in french?
— دايانا (@Dalaayn) July 13, 2019
Teacher: Lait
Me : Mashy bas sou2al
3.
— Sari Rasheed (@sarirasheed) February 19, 2019
4.
— Lynn Assaf (@LynnAssaf) December 18, 2019
5.
Ka2ano jeye yo2bad fetouret kahraba https://t.co/b8bHXh6XcL
— 〽️aksoud (@josephmaksoud) July 8, 2019
6.
“Min manager hayde lsawra?” pic.twitter.com/5FtRFyTIsO
— n🦌🌟 (@angry_noga) October 27, 2019
7.
— متموزيل مايا (@IsmailMaya) December 2, 2019
8.
Thanks mom pic.twitter.com/DAkT1IAU4M
— Ali Karaki (@karakiiali) August 6, 2019
9.
Yeene law salim slem em w shtaghal bi jessro lahalo ken khallaso
— Badine (@jadbadine) October 1, 2019
10.
On my wedding day I’ll prob look so pretty that I get cocky and suggest we see other people
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) August 4, 2019
11.
Shoubyeshbaho baeed pic.twitter.com/uGFRJKl2LU
— Rodrigue Francis (@RoudyFran6) July 26, 2019
12.
— YoMnA S!BlaN!🇱🇧 (@yomnaa____888) April 5, 2019
13.
Does Zayn Malik know his face is on the door of every barbershop in Bourj Hammoud?
— Nameth (@nameth_) April 22, 2019
14.
Every Lebanese guy soon as he starts earning 800$ a month pic.twitter.com/pAmd3RRvRu
— JC (@FUCKTOHME) February 6, 2019
15.
Lol pic.twitter.com/eurMKt0CVW
— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) July 30, 2019
16.
— r (@pickleglutton) May 22, 2019
17.
When someone tries to enter my life pic.twitter.com/zwPE6degGr
— Malek @skoonheid_a) July 21, 2019
18.
boukra mar charbel rah ya3moul darbit hoover https://t.co/aL4GrvBym0
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) November 16, 2019
19.
— Ali abbas (man utd♡) (@aliabbas_777) March 27, 2019
20.
— Dan Azzi (@dan_azzi) November 27, 2019
21.
— dراويng (@RawiSaad) August 16, 2019
22.
— Rim (@Riiiimms) August 27, 2019
23.
Chefet https://t.co/OxRpGJp0gR
— Auriane (@Aurorazoned) March 5, 2019
24.
lebanese guy with zero achievements who wore a suit once and took a picture:
— Lynn (@Lynnth7) February 14, 2019
sUcCesS iS nO aCcIdEnT
25.
He looks more like a Taztuzo to me https://t.co/6TWd4Hlaj9
— n°ur (@NourZaza7) May 26, 2019
26.
— Hasan (@Hasn095) April 5, 2019
27.
When you defeat all zara employees you have to face him in the final round https://t.co/F47E1qfLe5
— E 🇱🇧 (@the_generous0) February 5, 2019
28.
guys who say “relation” instead of relationship https://t.co/8i7YE8iyIy
— rawad & the diamonds (@tri2shutmeup) January 19, 2019
29.
— Mhissi (@Mhissi) February 14, 2019
30.
be3te2id eno kelna rayhin cine abel lol https://t.co/1rCucCTSc3
— Mazen (@theshatila) January 25, 2019
31.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Lebanese man say “khayye Ana 7or” without pointing his index finger at the side of his head
— Alan (@AlanGeday) January 28, 2019
32.
Lebanese proposals be like: pic.twitter.com/xTZo4m5x2N
— Yasmine (@yasminebllt) January 29, 2019
33.
— Ghida (@GhidaThiniFawaz) January 7, 2019
34.
Ashrafiye mother: JEAN-MAAAAAAARC
— Fidel Badran (@BadranFidel) August 27, 2019
Jean-marc: https://t.co/cUJBnrJkle
35.
Lamma yekhlas waet el emtihan w tsir tektob shu maken abel ma tsallim pic.twitter.com/2U1J2zKDjd
— 🥴 (@wxzzan) May 31, 2019
36.
— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) September 26, 2019
37.
– hal hayet metel le3bet l tawle
— T.A.K. ️ (@tarekak2) May 27, 2019
-kif yaane?
-shu bi 3arefne ma ba3ref el3ab tawle.
38.
Lamma totlob Tokyo men ali express pic.twitter.com/4xQ46LwPrk
— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) August 27, 2019
39.
eza bchouf zaffe bi eerse ana felel sorry
— chris (@christianoften) August 28, 2019
40.
Joaquin Phoenix’s performance in the “Joker” is fantastic.
— Emile Ghattas (@900Emile) October 12, 2019
It’s surely between him and Majdi Machmouchi for the Academy Award. pic.twitter.com/TZJGWN6oXr
41.
No one:
— dراويng (@RawiSaad) October 4, 2019
My fucking neighbors at 6 am on a sunday: pic.twitter.com/HUnvoDxtDW
42.
— Hilal Chouman (@hichouman) November 28, 2019
43.
omg pic.twitter.com/ADg5iOBtaI
— (@Gabbucciinoo) October 6, 2019
44.
my friend just asked me ‘tab fayrouz shou btesma3 l sobe7’ and i had to get up and go for a walk
— ok (@sorrywrongconvo) January 21, 2019
45.
guys awelkon seyesin lebnen 3amlin group 3a whatsapp?
— Lanah (@hewwcaptin) September 1, 2019
46.
— Memelord Chahwan (@milad_chahwan) September 29, 2019
47.
L balad already 3le dion mesh na2esna https://t.co/ShSotQGNvH
— دايانا (@Dalaayn) September 24, 2019
48.
— Jad Ghosn (@Jad_Ghosn) October 6, 2019
49.
— Hussein Bazzi (@HusseinBazzi0) June 28, 2019
50.
— Mhd AG (@themag23) December 26, 2019
51.
When the teachers/professors leave “????????”on your quiz or assignment …
— 𝐄𝐬𝐫𝖆 (@TooGoood4ya) May 23, 2019
Like Y E S MISS NADIN i have no fucking clue whats going on either
52.
My 4-year-old canadian cousin went to the public park in sour and said “hi can you be friend?” to a random kid so the kid replied “shou haaa” and left
—(@Karma11965) June 18, 2019
53.
Tab yekhdo mine please https://t.co/RXwAFX2iTI
— Mira Shaib (@MiraShaib) September 21, 2019
54.
*opens story*
— rasha (@msawkal) February 12, 2019
“happiest”
*taps*
“bi-“
*closes story*
55.
No one:
— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) June 11, 2019
Literally no one:
Not one soul:
Lebanese influencer: so guys a lot of you have asked me about my skin care routine
56.
— Nancy Annan (@NancyAnnan7) July 20, 2019
57.
— Nassim S. Zoueini (@NassimZoueini) July 10, 2019
58.
— Hasan (@Hasn095) December 2, 2019
59.
— Reefُ @reeeefers) November 2, 2019
60.
— Keylor (@Keylorthesavior) November 11, 2019
61.
310$ for a blood test?? I better have cancer tbh
— Dasai (@PasvExstntialst) January 29, 2019
62.
— Mawtoura (@mawtoura) December 18, 2019
63.
Only be lebnen:
— ACE (@ace_atikk) June 29, 2019
-“Meen?”
-“Ana”
*opens door*
64.
— Zey(nap) (@Zeyhash) February 24, 2019
65.
LinkedIn: 9 companies are looking for a candidates like u
— 🧕🏼 (@____bravo____) January 28, 2019
“Open LinkedIn”
Full time nail specialist for a beauty spa in bikfaya
66.
no one:
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 19, 2019
shorte l ser: pic.twitter.com/9LePcoKtsY
67.
(@rolamasri) December 26, 2019
68.
No one:
— Fidel Badran (@BadranFidel) July 29, 2019
Absolutely no one:
Lak 3am ellak no one:
Lebanese moms: pic.twitter.com/ORneDZy4aT
69.
13 years ago, a girl in batroun saved my ass from drowning.
— . (@nrkhwnd) December 19, 2019
Michelle if you’re reading this allah la y2awf2ik you should have left me there to die :))))))))))
70.
Amalmafi, Lebanon https://t.co/ZbAeekBgWh
— n🦌🌟 (@angry_noga) April 10, 2019
71.
eza farjaytoun 3al hajiz ene zomato gold customer bi mar2oune?
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) April 20, 2019
72.
— ميسا (@MaysaSlaimen) December 9, 2019
73.
us explaning to paula:
— dana (@danaxdanger) October 19, 2019
paula yacoubian
that
includes her pic.twitter.com/DtcO9J3N1L
74.
me: can we stop by mcdonald’s?
— m3aruf (@m3aruf) December 4, 2019
mom: no we have food at home
food at home: pic.twitter.com/DJnod7ejP5
75.
tab saad l harir ken 3tabar lebnen sharmouta w 3ate $16 million balke we could’ve afforded the helicopters’ maintenance
— ∆ (@Mjaddaraphobic) October 15, 2019
76.
Cart alfa kbir please pic.twitter.com/D30T79JQqQ
— Adolph (@adolphzoghby) November 29, 2019
77.
*Dad’s phone starts ringing*
— Yassqueen (@yasszzz) July 31, 2019
Dad mutters: “*** ekhtak b ejre shu bda3et khara, fadilak ana halaa?”
*Dad picks up*
Also dad: “Ahlan ahlan habibe kifak… habibe… habibe…”
78.
Hassan Diab adding prime minister to his 128 page CV pic.twitter.com/4jIjVvniCR
— B a س e l (@ginnbassel) December 19, 2019
79.
— Soraya Dali-Balta (@SorayaDaliBalta) December 23, 2019
80.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA pic.twitter.com/qXxb1hxxWB
— Ramona (@Baddiekol) September 24, 2019
81.
Hariri arguing with himself about taking back all the amwel l manhoube wel masrou2a pic.twitter.com/GQnEGx0YOJ
— Ramipril (@ramielharami) October 21, 2019
82.
— W (@WadihMerhy) December 25, 2019
83.
*eats my first bite*
— W (@WadihMerhy) December 26, 2019
Manager at Roadster: pic.twitter.com/u6dQIqQGtA
84.
“quot; 🙂 pic.twitter.com/cjff8aN9z6
— Ali saleh (@Ali313QQ) December 23, 2019
85.
how i look like vs how my 12yo sister & her 32 best friends see me pic.twitter.com/QiDNBMHaDm
— (@angry_noga) July 1, 2019
86.
Lamma totlob wael kfoury mn ali express pic.twitter.com/Sqcjr75SYz
— Kariim (@howowrayyees) July 2, 2019
87.
Wa2fe l coiffeur li hara2lik chaarik abel luv https://t.co/vqZk1UXap8
— Ro odi with a gap (@gappedrude) October 24, 2019
88.
Umm, hole l 7atbet PNG aw kif ? pic.twitter.com/ObXVcpHiD4
— Cybèlule (@Cybele_reaidy) February 10, 2019
89.
@ LU students when they graduate pic.twitter.com/9YsnF7UYLN
— no. absolutely not, sir. (@EspaceDeHilbert) July 14, 2019
90.
— (@rawanenasser) June 21, 2019
91.
When patients ask for consultation by whatsapp pic.twitter.com/7v7vEGZlAo
— Giorgio (@giorgiochidiac) September 21, 2019
92.
— Sarah Chehab (@SaraChehab0) September 30, 2019
93.
Is this supposed to be creative?
— Milia Az (@Miliaaz) September 22, 2019
As if the burden that we carry around with our actual passport is not enough🤒 pic.twitter.com/rOxUxOgGQl
94.
Zack & Cody ‘s mom participated in Star Academy 2 pic.twitter.com/LHSgdPEpoT
— Ninar (@NinarElkak) September 26, 2019
95.
Me rn trying to stop el kassef : pic.twitter.com/uEW93frgA1
— Daoud (@itsdaevid) September 1, 2019
96.
— Naim Halawi (@NaimHalawi) December 24, 2019
97.
No one:
—(@SayeghPatrick) September 8, 2019
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Chauffeur van ra2em 4 to his friend taba3 l 11 tayrin aal autostrade: pic.twitter.com/qP4gTfcWZV
98.
In Lebanon, kel shi zefet ella el toraat.
— Jamal hs (@Jambhh) December 28, 2019
99.
— Jojo Mojo (@JosephMoussa__) December 27, 2019
100.
how can i log out but like of life
— ghidad – it should’ve been bucky (@GeeSW) August 31, 2019
101.
— Interstellar (@spacez411) December 19, 2019