{"id":571567,"date":"2019-12-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/571567\/les-10-fois-ou-ta-mere-libanaise-tas-quand-meme-fait-chier"},"modified":"2019-12-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T00:00:00","slug":"les-10-fois-ou-ta-mere-libanaise-tas-quand-meme-fait-chier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/fr\/571567\/les-10-fois-ou-ta-mere-libanaise-tas-quand-meme-fait-chier\/","title":{"rendered":"Les 10 fois o ta m re libanaise t\u2019as quand m me fait chier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\">Bon, tu l\u2019auras compris, les m\u00e8res libanaises sont notre source d\u2019inspiration pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e. On les aime tellement nos mama mais parfois, il faut le dire, elles font quand m\u00eame un peu c\u2026 surtout quand elles font une des choses suivantes.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>1. Quand elle ne te laisse pas faire la grasse matin\u00e9e<\/strong><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">C\u2019est le weekend, tu n\u2019as absolument aucune obligation mais elle insiste \u00e0 te r\u00e9veiller, juste pour le principe.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>2. Quand elle d\u00e9branche le chargeur de ton t\u00e9l\u00e9phone<\/strong><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Dans quel but?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Dans quel but??????<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>3.  Quand elle t\u2019engueule parce-que tu marches pieds nus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xhaHU2l56OSYM\/giphy.gif\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Qu\u2019est ce qui te d\u00e9range yaane?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>4. Quand elle t\u2019oblige \u00e0 parler \u00e0 des tantes que tu ne connais m\u00eame pas.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cYalla hay bente bada tsallim 3layke&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>5. Quand elle te culpabilise pour le foutu tupperware que tu as perdu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>6. Quand elle d\u00e9cide de se d\u00e9barrasser de ta robe pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Juste parce-qu\u2019elle peut le faire!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>7. Quand elle utilise ton t\u00e9l\u00e9phone histoire de voir l\u2019heure qu\u2019il est.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media0.giphy.com\/media\/R9zb5Qh8EP7jy\/giphy.gif\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cBass ken bedde chouf l\u2019heure qu\u2019il est, je ne veux pas fouiller dans tes messages hayete!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>8. Quand elle ne veut jamais admettre qu\u2019elle a tort<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Et abuse de l\u2019argument \u201cana emmak ou ana emmik point \u00e0 la ligne\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>9. Quand elle te promet qu\u2019il y a de l\u2019eau chaude.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/12NlCFUvTokWXe\/giphy.gif\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Mais c\u2019est glacial et tu sors en serviette pour allumer le mazout.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><strong>10. Quand elle envoie une longue s\u00e9rie de message vocaux<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Apr\u00e8s que tu lui aies gentiment demand\u00e9 d\u2019envoyer un message \u00e9crit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bon, tu l\u2019auras compris, les m\u00e8res libanaises sont notre source d\u2019inspiration pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e. 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Quand elle ne te laisse pas faire la grasse matin\u00e9e C\u2019est le weekend, tu n\u2019as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":571568,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-571567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-le-listomania"],"authorship":[108],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Les 10 fois o ta m re libanaise t\u2019as quand m me fait chier &#187; Beirut.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/fr\/571567\/les-10-fois-ou-ta-mere-libanaise-tas-quand-meme-fait-chier\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Les 10 fois o ta m re libanaise t\u2019as quand m me fait chier\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Bon, tu l\u2019auras compris, les m\u00e8res libanaises sont notre source d\u2019inspiration pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e. 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