The 100+ Funniest Lebanese Tweets Of 2018

A recap of the funniest tweets from Lebanese twitter for this year! It’s been real and purely hilarious…

1.

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— Jürgen Tamo (@OmarTamo19) August 14, 2018

2.

Is it really a family gathering if you don’t hear “shouuuu ma fi hada hek hek” at least 67 times?

— not noor (@fiictional) August 20, 2018

3.

Close enough#misslebanon2018 pic.twitter.com/DBiOBIkESL

— Nour (@cheesyatheart) September 30, 2018

4.

“Baba darabet shwe l siyara 3an janab” https://t.co/gMLmUWeXUD

— Rita (@ritasalibaa_) September 28, 2018

5.

سلمى عم تقنع كيم تتحجّب🔥
Adda w 2doud you can do it @KimKardashian pic.twitter.com/SiJqU7Vi0W

— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) October 2, 2018

6.

Okay bas khalas rou2e pic.twitter.com/Cd9JOHg8MI

— . (@nrkhwnd) October 17, 2018

7.

When the professor says attendance is mandatory pic.twitter.com/rE8awzRqDw

— post alone (@PlsNotTheBelt) October 20, 2018

8.

It rained for 5 minutes in Beirut and now half the city needs reconstruction lol

— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) October 25, 2018

9.

Me: Ana feyte nem
X: okay ntebhe 3a halek
Me: pic.twitter.com/UmAwxAwaAO

— الّون عاشقة الدّون🇱🇧 (@MsChnandlrBong) November 7, 2018

10.

Mahada yehke badde ebaat voice note pic.twitter.com/YKh5oPghqn

— D A Y A N A (@DayanaIwaza) November 12, 2018

11.

3refna meen admin nekatlebanese https://t.co/92x9SQAQDt

— Robert Paulson (@9nuggets) November 21, 2018

12.

me solving my exams: pic.twitter.com/7mwL07oInH

— karim😴 (@uhhkarim) November 20, 2018

13.

Is he even a chauffeur service iza ma ken yishtighil mhandez b françe w arrar yirja3 3a balado wl nomra lhamr hateta tesleye?

— فرح Unhappy 🌻 (@kh_farrah) December 20, 2018

14.

my mom when i’m back home late pic.twitter.com/hw9sC69Y8d

— reem (@reemxxo) December 23, 2018

15.

ويلكم اذا نفذ صبره واعطى امره pic.twitter.com/yJWj8YwpiC

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 22, 2018

16.

Mom : lbese 3layke ba3ed bokra bteshb2e grippe
Me: la2 bezyede
Me next day : pic.twitter.com/SNYjt1Tq4X

— Rita (@ritasalibaa_) December 24, 2018

17.

16 year olds at caprice be like https://t.co/G3rNL1nYCK

— Roy (@royAboulhosn) July 14, 2018

18.

Shi3as have the same tradition at eid l adha y’all not special pic.twitter.com/N3XpucfS0F

— rawan (@jaaacksaveme) December 26, 2018

19.

Al revision lal siara b 300$
Lei khaye ma ykoun badda t2addem SAT w manne 3eref

— ‏ܚܰܕܫܺܝܬܶܗ (@Hadxhity) August 24, 2018

20.

Bel Ashrafiye binemo 17,18 bhess https://t.co/YIoUIdvJL8

— Ayash (@AliAyashh) August 27, 2018

21.

All those tweets about taxi drivers never shutting up and continuously talking to us when in reality it was us all along bothering them pic.twitter.com/kfclKNk8z7

— Kasey Mac (@dnygnm) August 25, 2018

22.

Min mlahaz ghayre eno l hayet battalit ta3tina drous sarit tmasseh fina l ared deghre

— Bلايlak hal Chaghle (@BellaDib1) August 28, 2018

23.

The next time a mf frenchie calls me “Jicé” again for short I will shoot up both USJ and Alba.

Also USEK just to make sure.

— JC (@FUCKTOHME) July 30, 2018

24.

Aham shi mbere7 wa7ad bi my farewell 3am sallim 3le am alle “ba3erfik?”

— Sara (@Sam3ouuul) September 1, 2018

25.

Bas etzakar jereh yale b rass maritta hallani
B2oul hamdella aa kelshi

— Melissa Habchi (@melissahabchi) August 26, 2018

26.

Van drivers in Lebanon when they see a costumer https://t.co/ZmAPcR4qLN

— kk (@goatsasf) September 3, 2018

27.

شب بالكنيسة سأل الأبونا شو ال WIFI هون؟
قلّو: الله ينجينا من هالجيل
رد الشب:كلمة وحدة ابونا ؟
😂😂😂😂😂

— Pearls (@perlapaa) September 6, 2018

28.

Chanel 3emlo special collection la Ashura pic.twitter.com/iuhsal3n7r

— Hasan’t (@Hasn095) September 6, 2018

29.

Password: 0000 pic.twitter.com/CQssEWU0H6

— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) September 11, 2018

30.

بس شوف الكراش فاتح حديث مع وحدة (حيوانة بطبيعة الحال) عالتايملاين pic.twitter.com/KnmOzyYAue

— Hana Baraket (@HanaBaraket) September 15, 2018

31.

“WLE SHU HEDAAA” https://t.co/FO97bZImpE

— Mira (@Mira25Ak) September 19, 2018

32.

Mom: w eza jeet w l2ayto? https://t.co/SbmkzV1rwO

— Maryam Ch. (@maryamgch1) September 19, 2018

33.

this guy is using his phone while driving 2refet men hal balad w sha3bo pic.twitter.com/CyLVNX4yRP

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) September 21, 2018

34.

Lek kif allah sheghil fiya 3a mahlo. Ana 3emelne mn afa 2ido. https://t.co/jXYyRSZKSt

— Ghassan (@ghass_sr) September 24, 2018

35.

Waiter: shbe3et estez?

Me: eh ntek bezze

Waiter: na3am?

Me:

Family:

— ndrw (@andrewtokatly) September 23, 2018

36.

My family: Hadeel
My friends: Hadeeloz
Starbucks: Hadyle
Security: YA ESTEEEEZ

— The Pugilist (@NewYorkerToBe) September 28, 2018

37.

Mart khaye is pregnant can’t wait to see eza ha sir 3amto aw 3amo 😁

— Farah 🎄 (@Farah_abz) September 29, 2018

38.

Ho kellon bi koun fi chi 4 menon bas bel diken https://t.co/gSKlIy8ldZ

— HEAVY 🎄 (@Charbelh18) September 29, 2018

39.

Nancy Ajram:” su2ale elik la lyom, akhasmak ah aw asibak lah?”

— Lama (@lamayouness) September 30, 2018

40.

The Lebanese driving experience is a series of “Ma kenet 3am mar2ak, bas enno ok tfaddal”

— ndrw (@andrewtokatly) September 26, 2018

41.

Mneshkor l MTV aala hal MTV sahra l helwe aal MTV l MTV hiye l oula l MTV

— James (@jamesnohraa) September 30, 2018

42.

اذا كنت مطرحهن وبدي جاوب ع هالاسئلة: pic.twitter.com/4qpQQ1dhFW

— رولا الرايقـة مَعـا (@rolamasri) September 30, 2018

43.

الملكة الوحيدة pic.twitter.com/3VqGpnC0Hh

— Hasan't (@Hasn095) September 30, 2018

44.

-shou esmak?
-anthony
-hi anthony
-no it's anthony
-i literally said anthony
-bro bi rabbak bade nazzel tweet wzaber sammine 3alya https://t.co/wPVXX9GP8O

— anth (@badromanth) October 6, 2018

45.

Me: enjoying sleeping in on a Saturday morning
My relatives at 8 am: pic.twitter.com/2BkT4m2uyr

— Elias (@EliassWakim) October 9, 2018

46.

Hbb with my lebanese passport I can only go to hell pic.twitter.com/aPreUc1EfL

— Clara (@DirtyBeatsC) October 9, 2018

47.

Wasel 5 minutes w bkoun 3andak

Ashrafieh
📍
📏 1 hour traffic
📏
📏
📍Ashrafieh

— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) October 21, 2018

48.

– kif ljem3a
me: pic.twitter.com/dJqso0Mois

— nadia (@MARIJUANADlA) October 21, 2018

49.

When you trust google map too much shwayy https://t.co/vKmEpsYJXO

— Gäladriel (@daniakoujaijan) October 19, 2018

50.

So apparently ken maktoub 3a wejje "NIKO ALBE" kell 2018 w ana mech 3arfe

— The Mentalist (@Jen_Estephan) October 21, 2018

51.

Fact of the day: ragheb alame kolli ma yeshta2 ileha yrouh yes2al 3aleha

— Hassib Sbeiti Jr. (@Hassibsbeiti) October 21, 2018

52.

That Malcom celebration is every kid in the world when he realizes his parents have sex pic.twitter.com/GBrvYRXmQp

— Ahmad (@ahmadf_o) November 6, 2018

53.

Me: Im sad.

Friend: ya alla dont be sad.

Me: pic.twitter.com/g83dayziMZ

— الّون عاشقة الدّون🇱🇧 (@MsChnandlrBong) November 6, 2018

54.

All of them taught me Syrian accent https://t.co/6qu3bd9Bdz

— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) November 9, 2018

55.

How it looks like when you like your own instagram picture pic.twitter.com/YlC1KbIoYN

— nicolas (@nico0o0o0o0) November 11, 2018

56.

😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/sPs3qaAA7G

— Yasmine (@yasminebllt) November 12, 2018

57.

'I love your arabic accent please say something'
Me: pic.twitter.com/S7U4PrHvWd

— Alaa Sinno (@Alaa_Sinno) November 11, 2018

58.

Bas ydi3 telephone bel takhet https://t.co/gikretLdzh

— Luigi (@luigiyamin1) November 20, 2018

59.

اسمي ريان حايك، من الجنوب، عايشة ب بيروت، بشتغل غرافيك ديزاينر بشركة. عندي بيت وسيارة ومعاشي منيح، مأمني حالي، وعم فتش ع صفِّة حتى إقدر كمّل حياتي.

— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) November 28, 2018

60.

Lama yes2aloune ref2ate leh aam saweron pic.twitter.com/Ws0xXiHlQc

— . (@nrkhwnd) November 21, 2018

61.

Always remember that mafish haga tegi keda…

— ن (@lettherebenour) November 27, 2018

62.

الراديو ب بلاد برّا:
-you’re listening to Radio Chicago
-vous ecoutez Ghadio Paghis

الراديو عندنا:
-هاي هاييي هيلا هوب صوتك هزّ بعلبك و الصوان و كلن خافو من الطوفان سألو مين أقوى صوت ب لبنان ردّ الصدى بعد الغدا و نبع الفضا صووووت الهدى

ا

— Adele (@Adele__J) December 5, 2018

63.

ba3ed fi kalbo la assi l hellani ma ghana

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 9, 2018

64.

سيدة فرنسية تصرخ: ولك مين حبيبي أنااااااا؟؟ pic.twitter.com/TgTqOiE3JP

— روانوفسكي (@rawanenasser) December 11, 2018

65.

najwa karam’s songwriting process pic.twitter.com/ChFuluebbr

— reem (@reemxxo) December 16, 2018

66.

I hate when someone steals the microfibre cloth I use to clean my glasses and they make a dress out of it pic.twitter.com/BSvG6SkWdq

— Kasey Mac (@dnygnm) December 19, 2018

67.

pic.twitter.com/ZMyjsJ8vkk

— Ali 🤠🐴 (@Ink184) December 20, 2018

68.

صباحووووو للجميع 😂😂👇 pic.twitter.com/qQLxSmGVqe

— najwa sawaya (@najwasawaya7) December 20, 2018

69.

صحن فواكه؟ https://t.co/dGk16EApeK

— A (@Themakky) December 20, 2018

70.

Nick jonas tjawwaz 3anno w 3an ekhweto

— Mikel the flag (@alam_mikel) December 21, 2018

71.

Lol shu behon l amerken mhastrin 3laye kif ma3ende Christmas plans?? Sorry enta shou 3melet 3a 3id l mawlid l nabawe????yih

— Sara (@Sam3ouuul) December 22, 2018

72.

بس تروح عن دكنجي غريب وما تلاقي عنده شو بدّك وترجع عند الدكنجي تبعك pic.twitter.com/jX594LgRRQ

— منير حليحل (@Byochi_85L) December 23, 2018

73.

Burger Malak Al Tawouk 6,500L.L https://t.co/gvIEGOeHT7

— Is butter a carb? (@itsaiia_) December 23, 2018

74.

قال في واحد معّو جنسية ألمانية وولاده بألمانيا وبده ينزّلن يربيهن هون. ما بحياتي شفت بيّ بيكره ولاده هلأد!!

— Hana Baraket (@HanaBaraket) December 23, 2018

75.

Straight line:
______________________________________

Dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

Lebanese bloggers showing us the gift box they got from a cheap online store:
…………………………………………………….

— Gaelle (@lowkeygae) December 23, 2018

76.

40mins ta l2it safe bi parking l abc ma fhemet l massih rah youlad bel abc?

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 23, 2018

77.

anyone: hey

my mom: pic.twitter.com/JAEh80czmG

— ChampagneJuJu (@JHabashy15) October 25, 2018

78.

"JEYE 3AKS L SER DEMOISELLE, MEEN BISALLEMKON SIYYARAT" pic.twitter.com/MBtKIN7ahn

— The Pugilist (@NewYorkerToBe) October 29, 2018

79.

Quick reminder: l seder msahab w enta la2. Alla m3ak pic.twitter.com/4K7DmBQUYi

— Regina George (@perla_daher_) October 31, 2018

80.

my neighbors when I came back at 3 am last night pic.twitter.com/ySIzuPAytE

— Elias (@EliassWakim) November 4, 2018

81.

Arab men when their wife had just given birth: https://t.co/EC1D1hEUaw

— The Pugilist (@NewYorkerToBe) November 4, 2018

82.

Me after 8 exams in high school vs. me after 3 exams at university pic.twitter.com/xmac9MuICC

— Fatena (@fatena__ali) November 3, 2018

83.

📍me
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📍Falefel M. Sahyoun |
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📍Falefel M. Sahyoun

— Jad (@JadSaad99) December 27, 2018

84.

most to least fav drugs? — nice try moukhabarat https://t.co/alSNSVBg0s

— JC (@FUCKTOHME) December 5, 2018

85.

bas tet3araf 3a wehde bi mar mkheyil w tekhdak la 3enda 3al bet https://t.co/J7O83c6pFZ

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) August 29, 2018

86.

مرة ابن نائب تخانق مع واحد عنده واسطة طلع الحق عليي انا.

— fatme hamieh (@fatmehamieh) August 28, 2018

87.

Ana bas etsawar sura helwe bfut kelshway 3laya bettaman eza sarla shi ..

— Sally (@sallyabdelhalim) September 25, 2018

88.

Best conversation with a cab driver:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: benzal hon 3mol ma3rouf

— 🧐 (@mtotheyo) January 16, 2018

89.

"khallina nshoofik"
"eh akiiiid mn zabbeta" pic.twitter.com/cu4j8ukSlC

— Yvonne (@batenjeen) July 24, 2018

90.

Fakkarta ice cream sandwich https://t.co/v9Ksl54B54

— Laëtitia (@letsgolaets) November 28, 2018

91.

me: mama shu taba5ti

mama: bamy-

me: pic.twitter.com/K0Vwv1K6dl

— sailor jupiter (@Iabneh) October 21, 2018

92.

pic.twitter.com/l3nXCQbjlH

— Traffic – عجقة (@3aj2aaa) September 10, 2018

93.

English: Door
Arabic: Akhu charmouta https://t.co/qkJtuUmdAR

— Gäladriel (@daniakoujaijan) September 11, 2018

94.

Bala mazeh ayya wahad Mario Bassil ? pic.twitter.com/Gu6nbRu2mR

— IceTeaLemon 🇱🇧 (@antoniosoueiss) October 30, 2018

95.

guys 3ende 2 exams this week fa eza fiya mashrou3 hareb ahliye pls fina n3ajela shwe merci

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 2, 2018

96.

Ana-shajra saliba , lebanon 🇱🇧 https://t.co/VDmFc96AO5

— Rita (@ritasalibaa_) December 3, 2018

97.

arabs when the dj puts on jeno neto at the wedding pic.twitter.com/dtvHIImZYl

— Noor (@noorjibrin) December 13, 2018

98.

Taxi drivers with long pinky nails https://t.co/qZbAqd12BU

— L (@LBentLOriginal) December 23, 2018

99.

You know 2018 was a terrible year by how many girls cut their hair short

— gacia (@OGbatataqueen) December 24, 2018

100.

Doesn’t he look like Fadi from marte w bente w ana? https://t.co/26F7RacmQ3

— Carla (@Carla_AK1) December 26, 2018

101.

aktar shi btesma3o bel city center https://t.co/RtSDwAs7aq

— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) October 26, 2018

102.

Meen samahlak tnazel my CV ? https://t.co/6bUbn4zMnw

— rima (@rimabazzam) November 8, 2018

103.

My life in a nutshell: pic.twitter.com/DvheGbcGQc

— ميسا (@MaysaSlaimen) November 27, 2018

104.

Men be like: you're the only girl I talk to pic.twitter.com/IvKBcSc8qE

— Maria 🌻 (@MinkaraMaria) September 20, 2018

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