A recap of the funniest tweets from Lebanese twitter for this year! It’s been real and purely hilarious…
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— Jürgen Tamo (@OmarTamo19) August 14, 2018
2.
Is it really a family gathering if you don’t hear “shouuuu ma fi hada hek hek” at least 67 times?
— not noor (@fiictional) August 20, 2018
3.
Close enough#misslebanon2018 pic.twitter.com/DBiOBIkESL
— Nour (@cheesyatheart) September 30, 2018
4.
“Baba darabet shwe l siyara 3an janab” https://t.co/gMLmUWeXUD
— Rita (@ritasalibaa_) September 28, 2018
5.
سلمى عم تقنع كيم تتحجّب🔥
Adda w 2doud you can do it @KimKardashian pic.twitter.com/SiJqU7Vi0W— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) October 2, 2018
6.
Okay bas khalas rou2e pic.twitter.com/Cd9JOHg8MI
— . (@nrkhwnd) October 17, 2018
7.
When the professor says attendance is mandatory pic.twitter.com/rE8awzRqDw
— post alone (@PlsNotTheBelt) October 20, 2018
8.
It rained for 5 minutes in Beirut and now half the city needs reconstruction lol
— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) October 25, 2018
9.
Me: Ana feyte nem
X: okay ntebhe 3a halek
Me: pic.twitter.com/UmAwxAwaAO— الّون عاشقة الدّون🇱🇧 (@MsChnandlrBong) November 7, 2018
10.
Mahada yehke badde ebaat voice note pic.twitter.com/YKh5oPghqn
— D A Y A N A (@DayanaIwaza) November 12, 2018
11.
3refna meen admin nekatlebanese https://t.co/92x9SQAQDt
— Robert Paulson (@9nuggets) November 21, 2018
12.
me solving my exams: pic.twitter.com/7mwL07oInH
— karim😴 (@uhhkarim) November 20, 2018
13.
Is he even a chauffeur service iza ma ken yishtighil mhandez b françe w arrar yirja3 3a balado wl nomra lhamr hateta tesleye?
— فرح Unhappy 🌻 (@kh_farrah) December 20, 2018
14.
my mom when i’m back home late pic.twitter.com/hw9sC69Y8d
— reem (@reemxxo) December 23, 2018
15.
ويلكم اذا نفذ صبره واعطى امره pic.twitter.com/yJWj8YwpiC
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 22, 2018
16.
Mom : lbese 3layke ba3ed bokra bteshb2e grippe
Me: la2 bezyede
Me next day : pic.twitter.com/SNYjt1Tq4X— Rita (@ritasalibaa_) December 24, 2018
17.
16 year olds at caprice be like https://t.co/G3rNL1nYCK
— Roy (@royAboulhosn) July 14, 2018
18.
Shi3as have the same tradition at eid l adha y’all not special pic.twitter.com/N3XpucfS0F
— rawan (@jaaacksaveme) December 26, 2018
19.
Al revision lal siara b 300$
Lei khaye ma ykoun badda t2addem SAT w manne 3eref— ܚܰܕܫܺܝܬܶܗ (@Hadxhity) August 24, 2018
20.
Bel Ashrafiye binemo 17,18 bhess https://t.co/YIoUIdvJL8
— Ayash (@AliAyashh) August 27, 2018
21.
All those tweets about taxi drivers never shutting up and continuously talking to us when in reality it was us all along bothering them pic.twitter.com/kfclKNk8z7
— Kasey Mac (@dnygnm) August 25, 2018
22.
Min mlahaz ghayre eno l hayet battalit ta3tina drous sarit tmasseh fina l ared deghre
— Bلايlak hal Chaghle (@BellaDib1) August 28, 2018
23.
The next time a mf frenchie calls me “Jicé” again for short I will shoot up both USJ and Alba.
Also USEK just to make sure.
— JC (@FUCKTOHME) July 30, 2018
24.
Aham shi mbere7 wa7ad bi my farewell 3am sallim 3le am alle “ba3erfik?”
— Sara (@Sam3ouuul) September 1, 2018
25.
Bas etzakar jereh yale b rass maritta hallani
B2oul hamdella aa kelshi— Melissa Habchi (@melissahabchi) August 26, 2018
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Van drivers in Lebanon when they see a costumer https://t.co/ZmAPcR4qLN
— kk (@goatsasf) September 3, 2018
27.
شب بالكنيسة سأل الأبونا شو ال WIFI هون؟
قلّو: الله ينجينا من هالجيل
رد الشب:كلمة وحدة ابونا ؟
😂😂😂😂😂— Pearls (@perlapaa) September 6, 2018
28.
Chanel 3emlo special collection la Ashura pic.twitter.com/iuhsal3n7r
— Hasan’t (@Hasn095) September 6, 2018
29.
Password: 0000 pic.twitter.com/CQssEWU0H6
— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) September 11, 2018
30.
بس شوف الكراش فاتح حديث مع وحدة (حيوانة بطبيعة الحال) عالتايملاين pic.twitter.com/KnmOzyYAue
— Hana Baraket (@HanaBaraket) September 15, 2018
31.
“WLE SHU HEDAAA” https://t.co/FO97bZImpE
— Mira (@Mira25Ak) September 19, 2018
32.
Mom: w eza jeet w l2ayto? https://t.co/SbmkzV1rwO
— Maryam Ch. (@maryamgch1) September 19, 2018
33.
this guy is using his phone while driving 2refet men hal balad w sha3bo pic.twitter.com/CyLVNX4yRP
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) September 21, 2018
34.
Lek kif allah sheghil fiya 3a mahlo. Ana 3emelne mn afa 2ido. https://t.co/jXYyRSZKSt
— Ghassan (@ghass_sr) September 24, 2018
35.
Waiter: shbe3et estez?
Me: eh ntek bezze
Waiter: na3am?
Me:
Family:
— ndrw (@andrewtokatly) September 23, 2018
36.
My family: Hadeel
My friends: Hadeeloz
Starbucks: Hadyle
Security: YA ESTEEEEZ— The Pugilist (@NewYorkerToBe) September 28, 2018
37.
Mart khaye is pregnant can’t wait to see eza ha sir 3amto aw 3amo 😁
— Farah 🎄 (@Farah_abz) September 29, 2018
38.
Ho kellon bi koun fi chi 4 menon bas bel diken https://t.co/gSKlIy8ldZ
— HEAVY 🎄 (@Charbelh18) September 29, 2018
39.
Nancy Ajram:” su2ale elik la lyom, akhasmak ah aw asibak lah?”
— Lama (@lamayouness) September 30, 2018
40.
The Lebanese driving experience is a series of “Ma kenet 3am mar2ak, bas enno ok tfaddal”
— ndrw (@andrewtokatly) September 26, 2018
41.
Mneshkor l MTV aala hal MTV sahra l helwe aal MTV l MTV hiye l oula l MTV
— James (@jamesnohraa) September 30, 2018
42.
اذا كنت مطرحهن وبدي جاوب ع هالاسئلة: pic.twitter.com/4qpQQ1dhFW
— رولا الرايقـة مَعـا (@rolamasri) September 30, 2018
43.
الملكة الوحيدة pic.twitter.com/3VqGpnC0Hh
— Hasan't (@Hasn095) September 30, 2018
44.
-shou esmak?
-anthony
-hi anthony
-no it's anthony
-i literally said anthony
-bro bi rabbak bade nazzel tweet wzaber sammine 3alya https://t.co/wPVXX9GP8O— anth (@badromanth) October 6, 2018
45.
Me: enjoying sleeping in on a Saturday morning
My relatives at 8 am: pic.twitter.com/2BkT4m2uyr— Elias (@EliassWakim) October 9, 2018
46.
Hbb with my lebanese passport I can only go to hell pic.twitter.com/aPreUc1EfL
— Clara (@DirtyBeatsC) October 9, 2018
47.
Wasel 5 minutes w bkoun 3andak
Ashrafieh
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📏 1 hour traffic
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📍Ashrafieh— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) October 21, 2018
48.
– kif ljem3a
me: pic.twitter.com/dJqso0Mois— nadia (@MARIJUANADlA) October 21, 2018
49.
When you trust google map too much shwayy https://t.co/vKmEpsYJXO
— Gäladriel (@daniakoujaijan) October 19, 2018
50.
So apparently ken maktoub 3a wejje "NIKO ALBE" kell 2018 w ana mech 3arfe
— The Mentalist (@Jen_Estephan) October 21, 2018
51.
Fact of the day: ragheb alame kolli ma yeshta2 ileha yrouh yes2al 3aleha
— Hassib Sbeiti Jr. (@Hassibsbeiti) October 21, 2018
52.
That Malcom celebration is every kid in the world when he realizes his parents have sex pic.twitter.com/GBrvYRXmQp
— Ahmad (@ahmadf_o) November 6, 2018
53.
Me: Im sad.
Friend: ya alla dont be sad.
Me: pic.twitter.com/g83dayziMZ
— الّون عاشقة الدّون🇱🇧 (@MsChnandlrBong) November 6, 2018
54.
All of them taught me Syrian accent https://t.co/6qu3bd9Bdz
— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) November 9, 2018
55.
How it looks like when you like your own instagram picture pic.twitter.com/YlC1KbIoYN
— nicolas (@nico0o0o0o0) November 11, 2018
56.
😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/sPs3qaAA7G
— Yasmine (@yasminebllt) November 12, 2018
57.
'I love your arabic accent please say something'
Me: pic.twitter.com/S7U4PrHvWd— Alaa Sinno (@Alaa_Sinno) November 11, 2018
58.
Bas ydi3 telephone bel takhet https://t.co/gikretLdzh
— Luigi (@luigiyamin1) November 20, 2018
59.
اسمي ريان حايك، من الجنوب، عايشة ب بيروت، بشتغل غرافيك ديزاينر بشركة. عندي بيت وسيارة ومعاشي منيح، مأمني حالي، وعم فتش ع صفِّة حتى إقدر كمّل حياتي.
— Rayan. (@RayanHayek_) November 28, 2018
60.
Lama yes2aloune ref2ate leh aam saweron pic.twitter.com/Ws0xXiHlQc
— . (@nrkhwnd) November 21, 2018
61.
Always remember that mafish haga tegi keda…
— ن (@lettherebenour) November 27, 2018
62.
الراديو ب بلاد برّا:
-you’re listening to Radio Chicago
-vous ecoutez Ghadio Paghisالراديو عندنا:
-هاي هاييي هيلا هوب صوتك هزّ بعلبك و الصوان و كلن خافو من الطوفان سألو مين أقوى صوت ب لبنان ردّ الصدى بعد الغدا و نبع الفضا صووووت الهدىا
— Adele (@Adele__J) December 5, 2018
63.
ba3ed fi kalbo la assi l hellani ma ghana
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 9, 2018
64.
سيدة فرنسية تصرخ: ولك مين حبيبي أنااااااا؟؟ pic.twitter.com/TgTqOiE3JP
— روانوفسكي (@rawanenasser) December 11, 2018
65.
najwa karam’s songwriting process pic.twitter.com/ChFuluebbr
— reem (@reemxxo) December 16, 2018
66.
I hate when someone steals the microfibre cloth I use to clean my glasses and they make a dress out of it pic.twitter.com/BSvG6SkWdq
— Kasey Mac (@dnygnm) December 19, 2018
67.
— Ali 🤠🐴 (@Ink184) December 20, 2018
68.
صباحووووو للجميع 😂😂👇 pic.twitter.com/qQLxSmGVqe
— najwa sawaya (@najwasawaya7) December 20, 2018
69.
صحن فواكه؟ https://t.co/dGk16EApeK
— A (@Themakky) December 20, 2018
70.
Nick jonas tjawwaz 3anno w 3an ekhweto
— Mikel the flag (@alam_mikel) December 21, 2018
71.
Lol shu behon l amerken mhastrin 3laye kif ma3ende Christmas plans?? Sorry enta shou 3melet 3a 3id l mawlid l nabawe????yih
— Sara (@Sam3ouuul) December 22, 2018
72.
بس تروح عن دكنجي غريب وما تلاقي عنده شو بدّك وترجع عند الدكنجي تبعك pic.twitter.com/jX594LgRRQ
— منير حليحل (@Byochi_85L) December 23, 2018
73.
Burger Malak Al Tawouk 6,500L.L https://t.co/gvIEGOeHT7
— Is butter a carb? (@itsaiia_) December 23, 2018
74.
قال في واحد معّو جنسية ألمانية وولاده بألمانيا وبده ينزّلن يربيهن هون. ما بحياتي شفت بيّ بيكره ولاده هلأد!!
— Hana Baraket (@HanaBaraket) December 23, 2018
75.
Straight line:
______________________________________Dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___Lebanese bloggers showing us the gift box they got from a cheap online store:
…………………………………………………….— Gaelle (@lowkeygae) December 23, 2018
76.
40mins ta l2it safe bi parking l abc ma fhemet l massih rah youlad bel abc?
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 23, 2018
77.
anyone: hey
my mom: pic.twitter.com/JAEh80czmG
— ChampagneJuJu (@JHabashy15) October 25, 2018
78.
"JEYE 3AKS L SER DEMOISELLE, MEEN BISALLEMKON SIYYARAT" pic.twitter.com/MBtKIN7ahn
— The Pugilist (@NewYorkerToBe) October 29, 2018
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Quick reminder: l seder msahab w enta la2. Alla m3ak pic.twitter.com/4K7DmBQUYi
— Regina George (@perla_daher_) October 31, 2018
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my neighbors when I came back at 3 am last night pic.twitter.com/ySIzuPAytE
— Elias (@EliassWakim) November 4, 2018
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Arab men when their wife had just given birth: https://t.co/EC1D1hEUaw
— The Pugilist (@NewYorkerToBe) November 4, 2018
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Me after 8 exams in high school vs. me after 3 exams at university pic.twitter.com/xmac9MuICC
— Fatena (@fatena__ali) November 3, 2018
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📍Falefel M. Sahyoun— Jad (@JadSaad99) December 27, 2018
84.
most to least fav drugs? — nice try moukhabarat https://t.co/alSNSVBg0s
— JC (@FUCKTOHME) December 5, 2018
85.
bas tet3araf 3a wehde bi mar mkheyil w tekhdak la 3enda 3al bet https://t.co/J7O83c6pFZ
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) August 29, 2018
86.
مرة ابن نائب تخانق مع واحد عنده واسطة طلع الحق عليي انا.
— fatme hamieh (@fatmehamieh) August 28, 2018
87.
Ana bas etsawar sura helwe bfut kelshway 3laya bettaman eza sarla shi ..
— Sally (@sallyabdelhalim) September 25, 2018
88.
Best conversation with a cab driver:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: benzal hon 3mol ma3rouf— 🧐 (@mtotheyo) January 16, 2018
89.
"khallina nshoofik"
"eh akiiiid mn zabbeta" pic.twitter.com/cu4j8ukSlC— Yvonne (@batenjeen) July 24, 2018
90.
Fakkarta ice cream sandwich https://t.co/v9Ksl54B54
— Laëtitia (@letsgolaets) November 28, 2018
91.
me: mama shu taba5ti
mama: bamy-
me: pic.twitter.com/K0Vwv1K6dl
— sailor jupiter (@Iabneh) October 21, 2018
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— Traffic – عجقة (@3aj2aaa) September 10, 2018
93.
English: Door
Arabic: Akhu charmouta https://t.co/qkJtuUmdAR— Gäladriel (@daniakoujaijan) September 11, 2018
94.
Bala mazeh ayya wahad Mario Bassil ? pic.twitter.com/Gu6nbRu2mR
— IceTeaLemon 🇱🇧 (@antoniosoueiss) October 30, 2018
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guys 3ende 2 exams this week fa eza fiya mashrou3 hareb ahliye pls fina n3ajela shwe merci
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 2, 2018
96.
Ana-shajra saliba , lebanon 🇱🇧 https://t.co/VDmFc96AO5
— Rita (@ritasalibaa_) December 3, 2018
97.
arabs when the dj puts on jeno neto at the wedding pic.twitter.com/dtvHIImZYl
— Noor (@noorjibrin) December 13, 2018
98.
Taxi drivers with long pinky nails https://t.co/qZbAqd12BU
— L (@LBentLOriginal) December 23, 2018
99.
You know 2018 was a terrible year by how many girls cut their hair short
— gacia (@OGbatataqueen) December 24, 2018
100.
Doesn’t he look like Fadi from marte w bente w ana? https://t.co/26F7RacmQ3
— Carla (@Carla_AK1) December 26, 2018
101.
aktar shi btesma3o bel city center https://t.co/RtSDwAs7aq
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) October 26, 2018
102.
Meen samahlak tnazel my CV ? https://t.co/6bUbn4zMnw
— rima (@rimabazzam) November 8, 2018
103.
My life in a nutshell: pic.twitter.com/DvheGbcGQc
— ميسا (@MaysaSlaimen) November 27, 2018
104.
Men be like: you're the only girl I talk to pic.twitter.com/IvKBcSc8qE
— Maria 🌻 (@MinkaraMaria) September 20, 2018
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