25 Things You Say Both During Sex And A Lebanese Family Lunch

Apparently there’s a lot you can say in the bedroom and during your family lunch. Who knew?


1. Hotto hon

When the waiter brings out sahen el hommos


2. Ktir taybe!



When you taste that kafta


3. Lek shu kbeer

When the mashewe platter hits the table


4. Mhammas ktir eh?



When your cousin digs in the tabbouleh


5. Shway shway, ma tetsharda2

When your sibling is chewing on 6 taouk pieces


6. Ghamde 3younik w dou2e



Your family trying to convince you to taste the 3asafir


7. Tartashet hale



When you’re squeezing 3asrit hamod on the batata harra


8. Ah zaghtour

When you see sahen el batata


9. Hada sheyefna?

When you’re slipping jat el fwekeh into your purse


10. Hal akle ma btetfawwat



Your mom about the wara2 enab


11. Jibo la hon

When the waiter brings out sahen el 3arayis


12. Di2a bade fout 3al toilette


13. 3atine Kleenex


14. Ah khallaset?


15. Leh hal2ad melih?



When you try the rez 3a djej


16. Meen bado ytanne?

Seconds anyone?


17. Ma tehke ente w temmik malyen


18. Tawwalet

When someone shows up late


19. 3al wejj aw 3a janab?



How do you eat your ketchup with fries?


20. Bishabbi3

When you’re half way through the farrouj


21. Awal marra?

When the waiter asks if it’s your first time at the restaurant


22. Neshfe shway

When you sample the lahme nayye


24. Mish hal2aad

When your teta is adding fattouch to your plate


25. Men3ade akid

When the lunch is over!