Things You Can Say During Sex And In Traffic

Because you loved our 25 Things You Say Both During Sex And A Lebanese Family Lunch, here’s our rendition of things you can say during sex and in traffic.

1. Ma bse3

When you’re trying to squeeze your car into a third lane

2. Ktir day2a

El tari2..

3. Lek kif we2if

L ser..

4. Am bizahit

About the truck in front of you

5. Rkabne shu ra2yak

To the car honking at you

6. Ma ba2a twa2if faj2a

@ the driver who keeps stopping suddenly in front of you

7. 3le2et

Bel 3aj2a..

8. Leh lezi2 b afeye?

9. Mtawle?

La tousale?

10. Rakkiz hon

Don’t text and drive

11. Eja ma3ak?

Or should we pick him up?

12. Sayir shi tahet akid

A car crash maybe?

13. Bede fout 3al hamem maba2 fiye

14. Ma teklo hala2

Bas nousal mnekol!

15. Maba2 fiye erja3

16. Fout fiye iza badak

To the car that was about to hit you

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