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Rea Haddad

6 Types Of Graduating Students You’ll Meet In Lebanon

Graduation season is upon us, so you’ll definitely find at least one of these 6 types of students in your class. Alf Mabrouk!

Which one are you?




1. The student that doesn’t believe they’re actually graduating

“Walla ma 3am bsade2 eno rah etkharaj, eno sarleh 6 snin bi hal jem3a. Bhess mech rah yetla3 esmeh no way.”


2. The student that is fully beye3a

“Bro hlof el grad ba3d jom3a, completely nsit! Bess enta akid in aftergrad eh?”


3. The student graduating with a triple minor

They’ll most likely brag about their triple minor like it’s their only personality trait.

“Why didn’t you make it a double major man?”


4. The student that’s making a party out of the ceremony

“Ok, so Joe rah yi jib flask vodka w Farid rah yi jib gin. Men khabiyon in our gowns bess la ye2ta3o hal 5 se3at a3din”


5. The student that has planned out their future

There’s always this student that has everything planned out a month before they graduate.

The 4.0 G.P.A student: “I have a week to pick between my Ernst & Young offer in Qatar and my Bain & Company offer in Dubai. And then they’ll pay my masters degree in a couple of years.”

You: “Bravo, msakar el deneh enta ya bro” *internally crying*


6. The student who’s taking an expensive gap year/vacation

They need some time off to find themselves in a destination that’s both exotic and vibrant.

“Okay guys, I’m going to take 3 months to backpack South East Asia, then spend 6 months in Mexico and then I’ll land in Dubai to start looking for work.”