18 Things You Can Say During Sex And The Coronavirus Pandemic

A little change from all the heavy news we’re constantly bombarded with.

P.S. This is just for the laughs!

We’ve compiled some of the funniest things you can say both during sex and the coronavirus pandemic😂. What else can you think of? Let us know in the comments.

1. Did you use protection?

2. How many people did you give it to?

3. Come inside.

4. It’s all over my face.

5. Fuck, yeah, spread it.

6. I hope you don’t test positive after this.

7. Can you slow down?

8. Stay inside a little longer.

9. You’re killing me.

10. That lasted longer than I expected.

11. Wash your hands first.

12. We’re all fucked.

13. Keep the mask on.

14. Are you infected?

15. I’m stuck inside.

16. My throat hurts.

17. This is going to leave you breathless.

18. Netflix and chill?