Listomania
Fatima Al Mahmoud

21 Times Lebanese Politicians Kept Their Promises

People who believe that our politicians genuinely work for the good of the country are the same ones who also believe their ex will change.

But in case that’s not clear enough, here’s a list of all the times Lebanese politicians kept their promises:

1. When they provided us with 24/7 electricity.

2. When the train stations were all up and running again.

3. When they saved our economy.

Bless their souls.

4. When our internet became so fast that we couldn’t even keep up with it.

5. When they provided the youth with infinite job opportunities.

6. When they decided to fight corruption and implement accountability.

7. When they tore down all their properties illegally built on public spaces.

8. When they ensured freedom of expression and didn’t arrest people over their Facebook statuses.

9. When they tried and imprisoned corrupt political leaders.

10. When they gave people back the embezzled funds.

11. When they improved our infrastructure and roads.

12. When they allowed Lebanese women to pass on their nationality to their children.

13. When they created laws that protect women and ensure them equal rights.

14. When they made sure eno el lira b alf kheir.

Mish b 4,000.

15. When they cleaned up our environment and ended pollution.

16. When they found a sustainable, long-term solution for the garbage crisis.

17. When they supported vulnerable families in Lebanon and didn’t leave them starving.

18. When they received foreign funds and didn’t stack them up in their pockets.

19. When they maintained political stability in the country.

20. When they didn’t promote and reinforce sectarianism.

21. When they created a safe space for the LGBTQ community.

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