Listomania
Fatima Al Mahmoud

18 Things That Are More Useful Than Lebanese Politicians

We could really go on forever, but we’ll stop at these.

Editorial Purpose: We are sharing this piece of content to give a voice to our people and possibly mobilize change.

1. The letter “L” in “salmon”.


2. Your good-for-nothing EX.


3. This staircase.




4. Pre-peeled fruits in plastic packaging.


5. This street sign.




6. Umbrellas, but for your shoes.




7. This pointless peephole.




8. A celibate hooker.


9. White crayons.


10. This watermelon.




11. Traffic lights in Grand Theft Auto.


12. Kylie Jenner’s high school diploma.




13. This balcony.




14. The purchase power of a 250 LL coin.


15. Even this gate.




16. DJ Khaled screaming “DJ Khaled” in all of his songs.


17. The story line of every Lebanese series.


18. Instagram influencers.



What else can you think of?


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