15 Signs You’re The Teta Of Your Friend Group

If you think you don’t have a grandma in the group, you’re probably it.

1. You cancel plans just because of weather fluctuations.

“Kteer bared.”

2. Biking as an activity is a big NO.

“Shu wled la nerkab 3a bicycles?”

3. Your idea of an ideal Friday night is watching mousalsalet and passing out by 11:00 PM

4. You complain about “wled hal jeel”

“L3ama nehna ma rbeena hek.”

5. Going out for a drink in Gemmayzeh sounds like an extreme sport

“Aslan ma lezim neshrab hal2ad.”

6. You refrain from plans that include people you don’t know

“Meen hayda? Insa ma ele jlede aamel mingling”

7. You HATE to dress up

You wouldn’t mind going out in sweat pants and your sensible shoes.

8. And even when there is a plan, you’d prefer if it were at home

“Leiko fina please naamol shi chill w bala kel hal khouzaabalet?”

9. You sleep early and miss out on all the tea-spilling in the group

Only to wake up to 393 messages in the morning.

10. Going out at 10 PM is considered late for you

Dinner at 7 PM is more your vibe.

11. You’re the cook of the group

A true teta.

12. You make stupid excuses to not leave your house

“Man aanjed ma fiye, lezem ghassil 2zez el ouda”

13. You have to be informed about plans 2-3 business days in advance

14. You love nekat beykha

This includes dad jokes.

15. You’re always ready to dole out home remedies

“7ot may wared w shouf keef bit fee2.”