17 Gifts Expats Can Get Their Loved Ones Living in Lebanon
Breaking news: Lebanese residents are no longer accepting Happy Birthday mugs, donut boxes, and electronics that they can’t even charge. So please allow us to walk you through the alternative gifts that your Lebanese friends and family will make use of:
1. Dollar Pizza
Tastes like happiness.
2. Red Bull Cake
Perfect for university students on a budget.
3. Snickers dumbbell
The heavier the weight the better the mental health.
4. Nutella syringes
Let them overdose on sweetness.
5. Multi-layered burgers cake
Get it from Lebanon, a Big Mac costs $1.68 only.
6. Nuggets bouquet
Ten chicken nugget meals from McDonald’s now cost as much as minimum wage.
7. Toilet paper bouquet
Instead of the nuggets one, or both.
8. Bubble wrap
A cheap fun activity and a stress relief remedy.
9. Life Savers
With this exact motivational quote to keep them afloat.
10. Vacation in a bag
This is better than nothing, but an actual vacation won’t hurt though.
11. This free ticket
It’s useless but most importantly free!
12. This iPad
Both are now luxurious items.
13. Condoms
For those who can afford neither protection nor raising a baby.
14. Baby care products
Parents will cry “no more tears” over baby diapers prices.
15. “You suck at parking” card
It’s motivating, and you’d be indirectly saving millions of lives.
16. A pet cloud
For those who need company but cannot afford to take care of a real animal pet.