12 Times All Lebanese People Said “Fuck This”

Lebanese people are really tired of everything, and there are a few moments where they really just said “fuck this”. We bet you’ve been in AT LEAST 7 of these scenarios.

1. When you hear your mom’s footsteps coming towards your room after she just yelled “ya ebn l kalb”

Fi bahdale bel da2 but you still don’t know for what.

2. Getting stuck in hellish Hamra or Jounieh traffic

“Khalas betrok l sayara w bfel?”

3. A loud sound scaring the shit out of you in the middle of the night after having a drink of water

It was just barrad l may, but albak ashat men tizak anyway.

4. Driving through an intersection when the traffic light was both red AND green

7atta l traffic lights day3een bhal balad.

5. When your dad starts talking about “3a ayemna”

You probably hear at least this once every week, you practically lived “3a ayemon”.

6. Your phone doing a summersault and landing straight on the floor tiles

*SMACK*

“Oh fuck this.”

7. Wanting to stop by for a juicy shawarma with extra toum from your favorite vendor bas mafi saffeh

Khayye shu kel lebnen sar baddo yekol shawarma halla2 bhal lahza?

8. When the kahraba already takket 3 times and you don’t even want to get up to tekka again

Let the darkness consume you bc khalas.

9. Your gas tank is 3a ekher nafas but you’re going to risk it all because you’re running late

“Eza 2ata3etne 3al tari2 I SWEAR TO GOD”

10. When you arrive at the bank to do the responsible thing but there are 50 people ahead of you.

Fuck it, I’ll forgo the extra $2.

11. When you promised yourself you’d have a fun weekend…

But you realize the dollar is at 24,000 LL and you’d need a couple of mill to get by. Staying in bed and watching Netflix it is.

12. When you try so hard to eat healthy but salads are like 80,000 LL and a hot dog is 40,000 LL

Fuck it, indeed.