20 Lebanese Jokes That Should Retire But Are Still Funny

We’ve got some corny Arabic jokes and puns to share with you! Save this article and refer to it whenever you’re having a rough day because nothing can make you laugh your daily calamities away like Lebanese humor.

1. Marra wehde ra2asit ballet, fa ze3il menna.

2. Fellin walla kartoun?

3. Wahad tawil w wehde tawile ejehun baby, ba3dun 3am yes7abo fi la hala2.

4. Fi wa7ad laf el kou3, em akalo.

5. Fi wahad nammalit ejro, em rashalla Pif-Paf.

6. Ken fi 1, 2, 3, eja l rabi3 3aja2a.

7. Sa2eel w sa2eeleh tzawajjo, jebo walad 3emel 7alo meyyit.

8. Marra wehde habbit toshtof, bas toshtof ma habba.

9. Marra wa7ad lebes kalset khoder, em Khoder lebeslo kalseto.

10. Khodarje hodir horror movie, met mn el “khokh”.

11. Khod hal saboune, w zahhit.

12. Khiyat talab id khiyata, w 3ersoun el “2amis” yali jeye.

13. Bakhil tjawaz bakhile. Jebo walad hatou bl bank.

14. Fi wahad akal sfouf, em tdasha tlemiz

15. Estez math 3emil abouna, samma halo “perpendiculaire”.

16. Fi wehde ktir harissa, fa rakaboula “telephrique”.

17. Fi wahad shef se3to we2fe, em alla te23od.

18. Wahad bala3 manshafe, em nashaf ri2o.

19. Fi wahad anene, emo 3abou may.

20. Djeje thammamit bi Head & Shoulders, fa jebit bayda bala eshre.