Listomania
Mia Arawi

What If We Made A Cat President of Lebanon?

Lebanon has tried many different types of presidents, but has anyone considered what would happen if we had a pawsident?

1. A gray cat would have to be PM, and a white cat Speaker of Parliament

The president is obviously an orange cat.

2. Thirteen dogs would be elected to parliament

But they’d just spend their time barking at each other instead of doing anything meaningful.

3. The official exchange rate of 1 Lira will now be 3 treats

Humans will be paid in cat treats that they can exchange at the local Fat Cat Bank of Lebanon.

4. The working day would be reduced to 4 hours

18 hours sleep, 1 hour to eat, 1 hour to play, 4 hours to work. We assume that’s not much different to the current presidential palace schedule.

5. We all live under Catunism

Free healthcare, education, food, housing for ALL (cats only).

6. Shar3ouwa

Catnip would be sold on every corner.

7. The Great Sphinx of Downtown Beirut

Our new cat overlord needs to be properly respected. Demolish Zaytouna Bay and build a pyramid worthy of our president.

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