Lebanon has tried many different types of presidents, but has anyone considered what would happen if we had a pawsident?
1. A gray cat would have to be PM, and a white cat Speaker of Parliament
The president is obviously an orange cat.
2. Thirteen dogs would be elected to parliament
But they’d just spend their time barking at each other instead of doing anything meaningful.
3. The official exchange rate of 1 Lira will now be 3 treats
Humans will be paid in cat treats that they can exchange at the local Fat Cat Bank of Lebanon.
4. The working day would be reduced to 4 hours
18 hours sleep, 1 hour to eat, 1 hour to play, 4 hours to work. We assume that’s not much different to the current presidential palace schedule.
5. We all live under Catunism
Free healthcare, education, food, housing for ALL (cats only).
6. Shar3ouwa
Catnip would be sold on every corner.
7. The Great Sphinx of Downtown Beirut
Our new cat overlord needs to be properly respected. Demolish Zaytouna Bay and build a pyramid worthy of our president.
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