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Mia Arawi

15 Things You Can Say During Sex And The World Cup

It may not seem likely, but a lot of what happens on the football pitch can be translated to the bedroom, as Myriam Klink once showed us in her famous music video. Here are 15 things we think you can say during sex and a World Cup game.

1. Fawato?

Ah ma ntabahet

2. Ghayro el positions

Leh ma 3am tel3abo sa7?

3. Feena nbaddel?

Lyom mish yawmak

4. Taweel hayda

Azdna l goal keeper

5. Wen el tabet

Yi 7asayton mnafseen

6. Fi daghet awe

Lezem ysajlo areeban

7. Rfa3

Bala kel hal 7araket bas fout w rfa3

8. Sar dawre

3teene hal tabbe

9. Weskha menak

Ba3e d marra btal3ak barra

10. Ba3ed ma khlosto?

11. Kteer 3am yel3ab 3al yameen, fout shway 3al nos

12. Baddo ywafet

Goal. Baddo yfawet goal.

13. 3andak 5 minutes extra time

14. Tene marra mnel3ab bala jomhour

Sorry, the nerves kicked in…

15. GOALLLLLLLL

*cue Myriam Klink*