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Mia Arawi

9 Jennifer Coolidge Quotes That Sound Like Every Lebanese Auntie

The iconic Jennifer Coolidge has some of the most hilariously bizarre quotes ever, and we were surprised to find that some of her famous she sounded a lot like every Lebanese auntie out there. How many of these have you heard? 1. When she reminds you of her age w keef wejja metel l mreye And she swears by wiping her face with a slice of lemon every morning. 2. When she hears the family gossiping about something she didn’t know about “Yi shu 3am tehkeeeee? Keef ma kenet 3arfe ana?” 3. “You look like the fourth of July” is the equivalent of “Bteshbah/e shajret l miled” You’ll hear this especially during holiday celebrations when you dress nice. 4. When she asks you eza fi shi hada “hek hek” “Shuuuuuu? 3am tet3arraf/e 3a hada bel jem3a?” 5. When she tries to hype you up then proceeds to try hooking you up with your cousin She will always find you a 3arees/3arous. 6. When you tell your auntie that her comment is body shaming “La2 ya hayete walaw? Ento jeelkon hasses zyede, ana behke kermelkon” 7. When she wants everyone to know about the drama in her life that’s not really *her* drama *proceeds to tell everyone kel akhbar l day3a and how she’s the victim bc no one let her in on the drama sooner* “Walaw ma hada b elle? Elna 3omor mna3ref ba3d ya 3ayb el shum” 8. No need to explain this one 9. When she tries to give you life advice but ends up insulting you Thank you auntie shu ba3mol baleke <3