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14 New Holidays We Should Have In Lebanon

We now all know that December 28 should be an international holiday, but what about the rest of the year? After we sacrificed the undead monsters of ChatGPT, we are ready to continue on our path of righteous indignation and declare 14 new days of victory and celebration.

1. January 30: International Day Of January Is Just Too Damn Long

2. February 12: Not Like Everyone Else’s Valentine’s Day

3. February 24: Italy Bombed Beirut In 1912 Day

4. March 1: March 1 Day

5. March 10: Haifa Wehbe’s Birthday

6. April 9: April Needs A Few More Holidays in April Day

7. May 22: Ouff Hal Sene 3am Temro2 Bser3a Day

8. June 21: National Day of Wen Hal Sayfiye?

9. July 24: End of Maya Reaidy’s Historic Miss Lebanon Reign Day

10. July 31: We Should Not Have Two 31 Day Months In A Row Day

11. August 8: Why Is 6 Scared of 7? Because 7 Ate Nine Day (Only in years ending in 9)

12. September 2: Keanu Reeves Born In Lebanon Day

13. Oct 7: You Know How Julius Caesar Was Like I Want A Month And They Give Him July And Then Augustus Was Like I Want A Month And They Gave Him August, Well Welcome to Berrictober Day